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This move wasn’t some midnight impulse buy either. Robin Energy ran it by the board, got the thumbs-up back on August 5, and executed through Anchorage Digital Bank N.A.-because who doesn’t want their millions handled by a bank with “Digital” slapped on the name? It’s all part of their grand plan to be efficient and trendy, mingling energy pipelines with blockchain pipelines. Disclaimer: actual pipes not included.
Since early September, Solana [SOL] has been playing “I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m totally not about to crash” with the $200 level. Now, its daily chart reveals a breakout of a symmetrical triangle-support and resistance zones that look like crypto’s version of a “you’re doing great, keep going” pep talk. 🚀
The recent price action, not unlike a slow-moving river, shows healthy volume trends with peaks and retracements-why, it’s almost as if the market is consolidating its power before unleashing the bull! If SEI stays above the 20-Week MA, then yes, my dear, the momentum will likely point upwards. With ETF-induced institutional demand on the horizon, one might be so bold as to suggest that this little token could follow the grand trajectory of $SUI, reaching heights of up to $3. Imagine! The future is full of possibilities, and my, how it teases.
In September 2025, Charles was back in the spotlight, declaring American healthcare “just fed” while unveiling a $200 million clinic in Wyoming. Sounds like a Netflix special: “How to Fix Healthcare in 5 Easy Steps (But Actually Spend $18M).” 🏥
But alas, as the coin reached a three-week high, the long-term holders, those crafty old foxes, decided it was time to scurry away with their tails between their legs. Selling, selling, selling-like a pack of squirrels hoarding acorns for the apocalypse! 🦊💨
In a manner as breezy as a sop at the Drones Club, Chainalysis announced their new automatic token support, proudly embracing fungible tokens (like those swelled-up IOUs), dashing non-fungible tokens of the XLS-20 variety, and the ever-multipurpose MPTs-those chaps who dress up in Ethereum’s famed ERC-1155 costumes for fancy soirées. This update means a veritable menagerie of assets on the XRP Ledger now have a dedicated bodyguard, or at least someone to keep an eye out for hooligans.
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Strive, Inc. is about to take its rightful place on the Nasdaq under the snazzy ticker ASST. And guess what? The investors are feeling *pretty* good about it. A little after announcement magic happened-Asset Entities’ stock jumped a sweet 52%. That’s right, 52%! So go ahead and thank them for your next possible vacation fund.
The spotlight burns bright on MYX, and with it comes the whispers of analysts predicting a rug pull. 🤡 “Did anyone see that coming?” tweets REOMI, as if the crypto world isn’t already a circus of surprises. 🤹♂️
Wrong. If you’ve been around this block, you know these wild parties usually end with a hangover – aka a pullback or some profit-taking. For those clutching their PUMP tokens with white knuckles, the big question is: can this rollercoaster stay above one fateful level when the dip inevitably crashes the party?
Guess what? The U.S. House just told the Treasury to report on creating a “strategic Bitcoin reserve” (SBR). Because nothing screams “fiscal responsibility” like betting the national piggy bank on a asset that could crash faster than my dating life.
