qfx The current plan involves fiddling with the rules of the Central Bank’s “let’s see if this blows up in our faces” pilot scheme, which is, naturally, a testing ground for rules that may or may not ever exist. It’s all very official and vaguely terrifying.
It seems our digital gold is attempting to form a “cup-and-handle,” a pattern so beloved by technical analysts that one almost suspects it exists solely to justify their profession. Not yet confirmed, naturally; we wouldn’t want anything *decisive*. However, it’s observable on the daily chart, suggesting that, after weeks of rather uncouth price fluctuations, Bitcoin may be preparing for a brief, and almost certainly fleeting, reversal.
As bitcoin reaches mainstream status in financial markets, more companies are emulating Michael Saylor’s Strategy playbook. Treasury, a new bitcoin treasury company ( BTC), has raised $147 million, aiming to become Europe’s largest endeavor of its kind. 🎩💼
Amidst the chaos, the noble foundation behind the blockchain and its esteemed co-founder have unveiled some developments that are as intriguing as a novel by your humble servant, Mr. Wilde.
So, inflation data pranced onto the scene and promptly threw a banana peel at the notion of generous Fed cuts. On that fateful Thursday, September 4 (a date which will now live in infamy among Bitcoin hodlers), the mighty BTC slumped 2.4%. One might say it was sulking at $109,444-a figure so specific, even Jeeves would raise an eyebrow. The altcoin brigade fared no better; the top 20 tokens, and presumably their respective holders, slipped 2.7%, proving once again that misery loves crypto company. 😂
HBAR had a worse day than me trying to parallel park. Down 4.32% from $0.22 to $0.21 in 24 hours? Ouch. That’s the financial equivalent of tripping in public. 😬
The project’s eyes are also fixed on the horizon where the $900,000 fundraising flag flutters. So far, they’ve herded $886,522 together, like cattle in a dusty corral. Everyone figured that by the end of the month they’d rope that goal, but the trail’s gotten a bit slow, and now the faithful Husky Inu pack has to gnaw on patience for a few days more.
This AI-powered crypto exchange, with a flourish worthy of a third-act revelation, dangles a carrot of 900K $WLFI tokens before the eager masses. Investors, like characters in a Chekhov play, are invited to reserve, deposit, trade, and cajole their friends into this whirlwind of greed and hope, all for a chance at guaranteed, incentive-based rewards. Ah, the sweet scent of desperation! 🥕🤡
In recent months, the whales-those colossal Ethereum holders-have been on a shopping spree, hoarding ETH like it’s the last loaf of bread in St. Petersburg. Analyses reveal a 14% surge in addresses holding 1,000 to 100,000 ETH. Coincidentally, Ethereum has outperformed Bitcoin, boasting a 132% return while Bitcoin languishes at a mere 34%. Ah, the irony! Bitcoin, the once-mighty, now reduced to a mere spectator in Ethereum’s ballet. 🦈🐋
Once, just a month ago, NEIRO shimmered at $0.17, but alas, it now dwells within a grim descending channel. Truly a story of soaring highs and plunging lows!