qfx Just back in May 2025, Shibarium hit a “groundbreaking” 11 million blocks. Now, in the last six months, they’ve managed to tack on a paltry 3 million blocks. It’s steady growth, yes, but let’s not kid ourselves-it’s not exactly setting the world on fire.
Like a peasant who’s just discovered his cow can dance, buyers flung themselves at FET, driving it up 40% amidst the drama. Such is the logic of markets-where sense goes to die.
Some “leading crypto analyst” – Captain Faibik, naturally – proclaims that if this momentary excitement confirms itself, Filecoin might, might, reach $64. From its current pathetic $3.30. That’s… a 1,740% rally. Yes, you read that correctly. A grand, sweeping gesture of digital finance. Or a cruel joke played by the market spirits. We shall see. 😈
So, what’s the latest in the world of Solana? Well, the coin is stuck at around $160, circling the drain like a sad little floaty in a kiddie pool. This is its lowest price since August-someone please give it a life raft! 💸
Institutional investors, ever the trendsetters, have increasingly turned to regulated crypto vehicles, seeking diversification and the thrill of Bitcoin ETFs. How very modern, how very… avant-garde. 🎩💼
Meanwhile, price drops from a high of $0.00001009 to an intraday low of $0.000009066-like a quick dip in the kiddie pool. Traders are basically playing hot potato, trying to snag profits before the whole thing crashes and burns. Is this sustainable? Of course not! But who needs sustainability when you have a roller coaster, am I right?
These figures underscore an uncomfortable reality: London risks losing its position as Europe’s premier financial innovation hub. The narrative that the UK lags behind in digital asset adoption and innovation has taken hold, with the US, APAC, and even the EU racing ahead with comprehensive digital asset frameworks. However, whilst this narrative is rooted in legitimate concerns, it does have potential oversights. First-mover advantage is a well-documented fallacy, and there remains time for London to reclaim leadership in the digital asset economy. 🧩
Behold the latest wriggles from the 21Shares circus! Just like a child’s birthday surprise that’s missing the cake, their new application zooms toward November 27 like a chocolate-coated rocket. But hold your marzipan-unless the SEC sneezes chocolate sauce into the cake, it’ll be here sooner than a lemon drop in a pawnbroker’s window.
Bloomberg’s Mike McGlone, that sage of macrostrategy, observed the scene with the detached concern of a man watching a pot boil. “Too calm,” he mused, “as if the world forgot how to panic.” The silence, he warned, was a prelude to a symphony of volatility. Bitcoin, usually a tempest in a digital teacup, now dawdled like a bored schoolboy. “This is not strength,” he declared, “but the quiet before the storm… or perhaps a nap.”
On November 7, like a mole emerging from underground archives, JPMorgan submitted its quarterly 13F to the SEC. These reports-dry as Siberian steppe dust-list what Wall Street’s finest are hoarding while the rest of us pray for bread. And lo and behold, nestled between bonds and dubious derivatives, was 1,974,144 shares of Bitmine, worth $102 million as of September 30. No announcement, no press release, just cold, hard paperwork. The kind of move that says: “We’re in, but don’t tell Mother or she’ll confiscate our credit cards.” 💳❄️