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On July 10, this Chinese company announced it was setting up a $300M $SOL treasury, basically saying, “We’re done with Bitcoin, let’s get adaptive and responsive.” Translation: Bitcoin’s getting old, let’s spice things up with Solana! 😎

AERO’s sudden ascent to stardom can largely be attributed to a grand announcement from the crypto colossus, Coinbase. In a move that would make even the most jaded market observer sit up and take notice, Coinbase has integrated decentralized exchange (DEX) trading on its Base network, right within its main app. And guess who’s the reigning queen of this new domain? That’s right, Aerodrome Finance! 🏆

Enter Anchorpoint, strutting onto the stage with declarations of intent to apply for this coveted license. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Industry gossips (bless their hearts) whisper that no licenses will be handed out before 2026-and only a select few will survive the first round of scrutiny. How delightfully exclusive! 😘

Now, for the juicy bit: Bitcoin and the S&P 500 are practically *joined at the hip* with an 80% correlation. Yep, you read that right-80%. That’s not a coincidence, folks! In the world of high correlation, if the S&P 500 continues its shiny rally, Bitcoin might just hop on the bandwagon, waving its digital pom-poms. On the flip side, if stocks take a dive, Bitcoin will probably have a little tantrum too. It’s all very interconnected, like an awkward dance at a family reunion.

Last week, the fellow in question, possessed of a prescience that appears to run approximately 180 degrees out of phase with reality, offloaded a rather substantial chunk of his holdings – a cool eight million dollars worth of Ether, plus a scattering of those frankly rather vulgar PEPE and ENA tokens. He blamed the Federal Reserve, a convenient scapegoat, and the increasingly alarming foreign policy pronouncements of Mr. Trump (a matter of general alarm, naturally, but hardly a new development). One gathered he wished to observe events from a safe distance, a commendable sentiment if only it had been informed by any genuine insight.

Cardano [ADA] has stepped up, gaining 4.88% in a single day-like a soldier returning from a victorious skirmish, or perhaps just desperate for praise.

Remember 2024? ETH felt like that single friend who keeps saying “I’m fine” while stress-eating frosting with a spoon. Fast-forward to this year and, surprise, the friend has 11 billion dollars in couch change and 60 new roommates. Crypto treasuries-formerly the Wall Street uncles who called Bitcoin “nerd money”-are suddenly bunking in Ethereum’s basement and re-painting the walls.