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Analysts on X (formerly Twitter) are whispering about a “PEPE-style” rally for PENGU, which somehow added $2.2 billion to its market cap in just 30 days. Its 24-hour trading volume? A staggering $2.73 billion. For comparison, Shiba Inu, that once-mighty doge competitor, limps along with a mere $390 million. Meanwhile, PENGU now boasts 868,000 holders, proving that retail investors love nothing more than jumping onto a bandwagon marked “EXPLOSIVE MEME COIN ACTION.” 🚀📈

The FLR token reached a peak of $0.0281, marking its highest point since January 30 and representing an impressive 157% increase from its lowest value this year. This upward trend has elevated the token’s market capitalization above $1.8 billion, while its 24-hour trading volume jumped by a substantial 535%, reaching $109 million.

Glassnode says this wild open interest growth means traders are betting big on a sharp move—probably up—thanks to a potential short squeeze over that magical $4.00 line. Right now, SUI’s lounging around $3.80–$3.90, teasing us just below its three-month high of $4.24, with a cheeky 51% jump since mid-June. Who knew crypto could be such a tease? 😏

But wait! Experts have now emerged from their crypto caves to clarify things because apparently, we needed an intervention. They’ve officially declared, “Pi coin is NOT a stablecoin.” Shocker. 🎉

Solana recently breached the $200 threshold, a feat not seen in five moons, its market cap swelling to $105 billion, a gilded crown. Its TVL, a river of gold, surged near $10 billion after an $800 million influx, as staking activity hums like a symphony. The ETF, that elusive muse, whispers of a 99% chance in 2025, as if the market itself is holding its breath for a new dawn. 🌅

Key Support levels: $0.64, $0.80

Key Support levels: $0.40, $0.44—those mythical lines in the sand where buyers might actually show up, or simply evaporate like morning mist. 😂

Let’s talk numbers because that’s what really matters in crypto, right?

Within a few hours of the news breaking—because who doesn’t surf the web for NFT chaos during grief—his CryptoBatz floor price shot up by more than 400%, from a measly 0.02 ETH to a pipe dream-worthy 0.08 ETH. That’s a quick swing from pocket change to “wait, how much?” according to OpenSea snooping. 📈

The Regalados, with their silver tongues and promises of divine prosperity, managed to con nearly 300 believers between January 2022 and July 2023. They convinced their flock to invest in INDXcoin, a token they concocted and peddled through the Kingdom Wealth Exchange platform. 🕊️💻