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Enter the sages from TD Cowen, Lance Vitanza and Jonnathan Navarrete, who, with the gravity of philosophers contemplating the stars, dismiss the naysayers as logically deficient. They argue that equating the stock to its Bitcoin worth is as absurd as mistaking a wolf for a lamb—utterly flawed, my friends. As things stand now, with market cap at $124.3 billion and Bitcoin holdings at $72 billion, that premium of 72.6% isn’t folly; it’s the fruit of accessing cheap money, a talent that sets Saylor’s domain apart like a czar among merchants. 🤷‍♂️

After its *thrilling* 50% discount sale in June (brought to you by the letter “F” and zero self-awareness), FARTCOIN has been doing the “ascending channel” cha-cha. Yesterday, it kicked the door off its hinges, surged 12%, and now it’s trading at levels last seen in late May—or, for the nostalgic among us, early January. You know, right before it peaked at $2.61 like a crypto version of *Mission Impossible*. 🧠💸

And it doesn’t stop there! This marks the 14th consecutive week of positive flows, pushing the year-to-date inflows to an impressive $27 billion. Total assets under management have soared to a new high of $220 billion. Can you believe it?!

Amidst the grand theatre of Bitcoin’s rise to glory, the excitement has slowed to a polite applause, as investors scramble like ants adjusting to the shifting sands of range-bound realities.

Yet, amidst this faintly tragic tapestry, a trio of U.S.-listed crypto stocks pirouettes onto the stage, basking in their own peculiar limelight. Herein lie the contenders for today’s quirky watchlist. 🎩✨

As per the illustrious data provided by crypto.news on the 22nd of July in the year 2025, the crypto world appears to be on a slippery slope, with Bitcoin (BTC) teetering slightly above the enchanting figure of $118,000, down a minuscule 0.21%—which, in the grand scheme of life, is akin to a goose egg if we consider the tumultuous ride it has enjoyed recently. If we peer into the muddied waters of Ethereum (ETH), it has managed to plunge a more dramatic 3.1%. Bravo!

But let us not be deceived by the simplicity of these words. For within the walls of this digital citadel, a symphony of achievements plays out, each note a testament to the unwavering dedication of KuCoin’s guardians. In the first half of 2025, they secured SOC 2 Type II and ISO 27001:2022 certifications, as if donning the armor of the ancient knights, ready to face the trials of the modern world. And what a triumph it was! An AAA rating from CER.live, placing KuCoin among the elite, the chosen few who can claim the mantle of the most secure exchanges on the planet. 🛡️

This shiny new stablecoin is pegged 1:1 to the offshore Chinese yuan. It’s like the cool kid on the block, making cross-border payments a breeze, especially for those countries playing nice with China’s Belt and Road Initiative. Conflux has teamed up with fintech firm Anchorx to make this magic happen. The Conflux 3.0 upgrade is a beast, handling over 15,000 transactions per second and throwing in some onchain artificial intelligence agent calls for good measure. The initiative is a big wink to the growing love for stablecoins in China, as regulations get cozier with digital currencies. And let’s not forget Hong Kong’s new licensing regime for stablecoin issuers – it’s like the wild west out there! 🌵

After hitting a high of $0.93, ADA is now at $0.86, teetering on a tightrope of support. It’s like watching a toddler walk a balance beam—unpredictable and slightly terrifying. 🎭

Ethereum, that fickle friend who borrows your lawnmower and returns it with an empty gas tank, slipped below $3,700 after strutting around at $3,850 like it owned the place. At press time, it was loitering around $3,650, looking shifty-eyed and guilty.