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At present, the leading cryptocurrency is exchanging hands at a rather paltry $111,794, having recently plummeted to an intraday low of $100,381. One might say it’s a bit like watching a once-mighty steed now reduced to a mere nag. 🐴💸

In a press release that could make even the most stoic of investors raise an eyebrow, dated August 27, Metaplanet announced that its board had given the green light for the issuance of up to 555 million new shares in an international offering that could rake in a cool $837 million. The Tokyo-listed firm, in a move reminiscent of a cat eyeing a particularly enticing laser pointer, stated that nearly all proceeds will be dedicated to Bitcoin purchases between September and October. This marks the most significant expansion of its BTC treasury since it decided last year to don the mantle of a “Bitcoin-first treasury company.”

Ethereum, the impetuous middle child, frequently interrupts familial discourse with headlines both grandiose and fleeting. Now, with ETH taking a sober step backward (one could mistake it for melancholia, were it not for the predictable volatility), the old voices mutter, recalling the distant orgy of 2021, when Ethereum loitered near its zenith before marching off into price discovery as if attending a poetry salon.

“Solana’s just faster,” he shrugs, probably clutching a cigar and smirking like a street fighter. It’s a scandal-that folks still cling to that old blockchain dinosaur. The kid on the block might just steal the crown and dance on Ethereum’s gray, dusty bones, claiming the throne for stablecoins. Who would’ve thought? The little engine that could, poised to steal the show! 🎭💸

He reckons the price might keep slidin’, maybe all the way down to $75,000. “That’s a mighty fall,” he says, squintin’ at the horizon. “But then again, this here market’s as predictable as a jackrabbit in a thunderstorm.” 🥕🐇

“This latest ascent in financial flows commenced when the illustrious Tom Lee, with his ETH treasury enterprise known as BitMine, began to amass Ether with great fervor,” Mr. Woo did declare in a missive upon the platform known as X. The surge, which began in the month of July, has marked the highest levels of inflow in no less than two years. Analysts, those ever-watchful sentinels of the market, assert that the corporate treasuries of Ether are the very engines driving this momentum. 🚀

The N-1A filing, a parchment of dreams, envisions this ETF dancing on the Cboe BZX Exchange, cradling BNB in the arms of a crypto custodian, while third-party validators, like shadowy poets, may stake its wealth, some tethered to REX’s clandestine whispers. 📜

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In a LinkedIn post that read like a dusty town crier’s proclamation, Rich Widmann, Google’s Web3 maestro, laid out the case for GCUL. He painted it as a ledger for “institutions,” where Python-based smart contracts are the tools of the trade. “Any financial institution can build with GCUL,” he declared, implying that Tether won’t side with Circle’s blockchain and Adyen won’t cozy up to Stripe’s. Why? Because Google’s ledger is “neutral” – a word that now sounds suspiciously like “I’m not trying to corner the market.” 🤡

According to this erstwhile skeptic, XRP has been quietly sketching an elegant “W” pattern on its weekly chart-a move so suave it could rival a tango champion. The sequence begins with a peak at $3.4 in January, dips to $2.11 in April, bounces back to $2.6 in May, plunges again toward $2 in June, and then makes a triumphant return above January’s high. A veritable symphony of price action, if one can call such chaotic movements harmonious.