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Would you believe it? The ticker tape shows XRP nudged up by a whole 1.63% since yesterday-looks like somebody’s feeling frisky!

This noble endeavor seeks to connect asset managers, bankers, OTC desks, exchanges, and venture capitalists to the wondrous Polkadot ecosystem-a realm where blockchains interoperate like old friends gossiping over tea. How charming! 🫖

Here’s why this might be either genius or chaos. Or both. Probably both.

Traders, ever the poets of profit, call this a “cooldown”-a sprinter clutching their chest, gasping for breath before sprinting into the arms of chaos again.

Under the auspices of the Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for US Stablecoins (GENIUS) Act, a law penned in the annals of history by the hand of President Trump himself, the Treasury has issued a call to arms-or rather, a call to pens and keyboards. By October 17, the citizens of this great nation must offer their thoughts, their dreams, and perhaps even their nightmares about the future of digital assets and the methods to safeguard them from the clutches of those who would misuse them. 📜💻

Bitcoin [BTC], the digital gold of our times, has taken a bit of a tumble, falling 7% and breaking below its 2025 trendline support. This has set off a new round of doomsday predictions on Crypto Twitter (CT), but let’s not get too dramatic just yet. 🚨

In his latest discourse upon the digital stage, Mr. Mow observed a rather curious phenomenon-a veritable exodus of Ethereum from staking contracts. Indeed, he notes that the sum of Ethereum poised for withdrawal grows by the day, inching ever closer to the lofty figure of 1,000,000 coins. At present, a staggering 909,788 ETH (worth approximately $3,897,112,990 in fiat currency-pray, do not ask me to count it twice!) awaits liberation. And lo, since his prior missive some four days past, this pile hath swelled by 141,388 ETH. Could such an event portend bullish tidings for Bitcoin? Mr. Mow certainly thinks so. But then again, when does he not sing praises of BTC? 😇

So, it closed near $3. A selloff happened. A *late* selloff, naturally. It’s always a late selloff. Makes it more dramatic, I suppose. Billions of dollars changing hands. Billions! And for what? For this? I need a sandwich.

In 2010, Bitcoin was worth a few cents. Fast forward a year, and it was $20. Six years later, it was $17,000, and now it’s lounging at over $100K, after hitting an ATH of $123K in July. Talk about a glow-up! 💅

Launched back in 2013, $DOGE is now strutting a 39,000% increase, rocking a price of over $0.22. That’s like finding out your childhood pet hamster is now richer than you. #LifeGoals