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Behold, dear reader, the symmetrical triangle-a pattern so tense it could rival a Tolstoy novel. Cardano’s price is squeezed between support near $0.85-$0.88 and resistance around $0.95-$0.98. Volume, that ever-fickle companion, is steadily declining, hinting at an impending explosion. Should ADA falter and lose support, the bears will likely drag it down to the $0.80 zone, a place where dreams go to die-or at least take a long vacation. 🌴

Ah, the sweet scent of technology! Well, the XRP Implementation Program is here, thanks to a dazzling partnership with RxERP, a pharmacy software company that truly knows how to stir the pot. The deal? Pharmacies can now pay suppliers in mere seconds, instead of waiting for 1-3 days for wire transfers or those dreadful bank payments. Who knew that seconds could make such a difference in the world of pharmaceuticals?

Ah yes, America’s legislative geniuses have finally passed two bills: GENIUS and STABLE (because naming them something dull would never do). These acts promise transparency and consumer protection, which is delightful if you’re into things like “accountability” or “not being swindled.” But let’s not kid ourselves; the real excitement lies elsewhere.

Strategy’s latest move? A 155 BTC purchase for $18 million-what a delightful sum! 155 BTC for a mere $18 million-how modest of them! 🤷‍♂️

According to Gemini’s S-1 filing, this credit agreement means Gemini can draw funds from Ripple via a credit facility. Because, you know, what’s a better idea than borrowing money from a company that’s also trying to get into the stablecoin game? 🤔

Enter Lark Davis, the soothsayer of support levels, who suggests that if Bitcoin continues its downward waltz, it will likely curtsy around $108,000-$112,000. This range, once a ceiling during Bitcoin’s earlier rally, now aspires to become the floor-a classic case of “what goes up must come down… and then prop itself back up again.” ✨

Ethereum’s price today is the subject of whispered conversations at the bar, where whales sip their metaphorical vodka and quietly stack ETH like nesting dolls. Analysts, with the precision of a man counting his last rubles, suggest this buying pressure could propel the coin toward $15,000. Whether this is genius or madness remains to be seen-though history favors the mad, apparently. 🤡

Moon_Boy_Ranger, our favorite crypto oracle, points out that PENGU has been the star of the show, racking up a 162% gain over the past 90 days. That’s right, folks, it’s outpacing giants like OKB, AERO, and even Ethereum. From a mere memecoin to a market leader, PENGU is proving that you don’t need to be a whale to make waves. 🌊

Now, while everybody’s busy betting on a moonshot, Uncle Market Analyst has snuck in a little note-probably with a sly grin-about some signs of selling pressures creeping in. Yep, more investors seem to be itching to cash in their chips, knowing full well that ETH’s good looks might just be too tempting to last forever. No wonder folks can’t help but scratch their heads and wonder if this show is just getting warmed up or ready to fold. 🤔

According to the tech titan, a hacking collective called “ShinyHunters,” who are infamous for exploiting big companies through deceptive social engineering methods, managed to infiltrate the firm’s database systems.