Pray, what dystopian tale unfolds here? Tether, now hand-in-hand with Crystal Intelligence (because what better name for seeing through tricks?), swears to cultivate the arts of fraud detection, regulatory wisdom, and scam-wrangling—tasks so daunting that even Tolstoy himself might break for a cup of weak tea before penning another chapter.
Thus, Tether bravely joins a motley brigade of nervous industry patriarchs, all intent on crushing the dark-hearted stablecoin scoundrels. Together, they launch their crusade, or at least make a convincing show of it.