Whales are Buying Amp – Should You?

Amp (AMP) has dropped to a whopping $0.0033 on Tuesday, down by over 77% from its highest level in November last year. Its market cap has slipped from over $965 million to a mere $283 million today. Yeah, that’s a pretty big ouch 😳.

Bitcoin’s Bourgeoisie Bull Run 🤑

But alas, not all share this optimism. The naysayers, those Cassandras of the crypto world, foretell a reckoning, a great correction that shall shake the very foundations of the market. And yet, the Bitfinex analysts, undeterred by the doubters, insist that the bias of the market leans towards the upside, like a tipsy reveler stumbling towards the punch bowl.

Stablecoins in Turmoil: Tether Swoops In to Save Crypto—Or So They Say 😏

Pray, what dystopian tale unfolds here? Tether, now hand-in-hand with Crystal Intelligence (because what better name for seeing through tricks?), swears to cultivate the arts of fraud detection, regulatory wisdom, and scam-wrangling—tasks so daunting that even Tolstoy himself might break for a cup of weak tea before penning another chapter.
Thus, Tether bravely joins a motley brigade of nervous industry patriarchs, all intent on crushing the dark-hearted stablecoin scoundrels. Together, they launch their crusade, or at least make a convincing show of it.

Bitcoin Bonanza: BlackRock’s Wallet Bursts as ETFs Gobble Up the Goldmine

BlackRock now commands so much digital currency it makes old-fashioned bankers weep into their ledgers. With IBIT clutching a titanic 55% share of U.S. spot ETFs, rumor has it even Satoshi Nakamoto’s ghost is standing in line for autographs. Since its January debut, this fund has soared more than 80%. Yes, you heard correctly—more than eighty percent—leaving the S&P 500 ETF in the dust, waving a tiny handkerchief and muttering about “the good old days.”

Bitcoin’s New Sugar Daddy

According to the Financial Times, Metaplanet’s CEO, Simon Gerovich, has declared that the company is on a mission to accumulate as much Bitcoin as humanly possible 💸. One can almost hear the faint sound of a “Bitcoin gold rush” in the distance, as Metaplanet aims to build a BTC position so formidable that it becomes the stuff of legends.