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While Bitcoin is partying at $123,000 (just a casual stroll, no big deal), meme coins are eyeing their shot at fame and fortune. They’re basically the meme version of that one friend who always says, “Hold my beer, I got this”-except it’s money, and it’s potentially explosive. 💣
Among the accused are some of the most illustrious names in the cryptoverse: OKX, Bybit, Mexc, Kucoin, Bitget, Phemex, Coinex, Bitmart, Poloniex, and Kraken. According to the SEC, these exchanges either openly flaunt their services or remain tantalizingly accessible to Filipinos, all while neglecting to secure the proper permissions. It’s like throwing a party without inviting the bouncer-reckless and bound to end poorly. 🎉🚫
Right now, ENA’s at 58 cents-down 2.9% in a single day. It’s like waking up to find your New Year’s resolution already broken. It shot up 130% last month, but then, boom, it’s back down 5.6% this week. Looks like the recent dip’s got everything to do with token supply and a dash of “let’s be careful with Aave.”
On the fifth day of August, the noble Yat Sui, founder and CEO of Animoca Brands, did proclaim that his web3 realm would embark upon a buyback of an undisclosed trove of tokens from the gaming project’s ecosystem. This, following a similar venture for the Cross The Ages domain. 🏰
Network congestion or RPC failure: The backend nodes, those tireless messengers of blockchain news, may have been caught in a traffic jam or suffered a communication breakdown-commotion in the wires, if you will.
With a tale as whimsical as a peanut butter and watermelon feast, she illustrated the glory of disintermediation-a concept so divine, it doth remove the meddlesome hands of intermediaries from our precious finances. 🍉🍞
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Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) hovered around $1 at press time, showing a modest 3% rise in 24 hours. However, the past week has been less forgiving, with a 15% plunge dragging its dignity through the mud. Daily trading volume stands at $202 million.
Behold, the sage KrissPax, a crypto analyst of no small repute, hath spoken! Though Dogecoin’s price may currently languish, it is far from vanquished. Like a phoenix in a chart, it descends to retest a level that once heralded a 70% surge-a feat so dramatic it could only be rivaled by the plot twists in a Victorian novel. The 4-Hour RSI, that fickle arbiter of fate, is poised to dip below 30 once more. History, that eternal raconteur, reminds us that such a decline hath oft been the harbinger of a glorious recovery.
