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Crypto guru Mike Alfred, hopping onto the X platform (because what’s more fashionable than rewriting history on a social media soapbox), channels the ghosts of crashes past. These aren’t just stories to scare children-they’re lessons. Remember 2014? Bitcoin was a tiny puppy at $1,000, then suddenly it became a dog with two legs, dropping to just $200-an 80% reduction, a true feat of market gymnastics. Fast forward to 2018-our beloved crypto hits $20,000, only to plummet to $3,200, an 84% nosedive, like a roller coaster without brakes.

This sprightly move comes as a sort of regulatory disco-thanks to President Trump’s pro-crypto dance, the U.S. is setting the stage to turn crypto into America’s new blockbuster. The GENIUS Act, which sounds like something out of a superhero comic, is helping to make the U.S. the shiny new crypto hub, because who doesn’t love a good comeback story? And yes, copy editors, I see the irony. 🤷‍♂️

Her impassioned plea resonates as the Tornado Cash saga, starring the enigmatic Roman Storm, approaches its climactic chapter. 📖

Let’s break it down: BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) waved goodbye to $292.5 million on Monday. That’s right, folks-a quarter of a billion dollars walked out the door faster than you can say “cryptocurrency.” This marks its biggest outflow since May, ending what was an impressive 37-day streak of inflows. It’s almost like someone hit the “eject” button at the worst possible time. 🛫💸

What’s driving this surge? Oh, just the usual suspects: a network buzzing like a beehive 🐝, ETF whispers that sound sweeter than a Bolshevik promise, and technical breakouts that would make a chess grandmaster blush. LTC now struts around $122.85, its market cap swelling to $9.35 billion. And the trading volume? Up 170% to $1.48 billion. Traders are sharpening their knives, eyeing targets like wolves circling a campfire. 🔥 Curious about the weekly close? Well, comrade, this short-term Litecoin price prediction is your bread and butter. 🍞

Over the weekend, Bitcoin lost that “bull flag” thing everyone was talking about, and now it’s just hanging there, looking sad. Dropped from $114,000 to $112,296-*big* deal, right? It was cruising between $114K and $120K since July, like a teenager in a 7-Eleven. Then it hit its all-time high of $122,838, and just like that, it’s all downhill. Now everyone’s playing the “Will it or Won’t it?” game-will it rebound or just keep sinking? Basically, it’s like waiting for your toast to pop-except the toast is a giant digital currency and the kitchen is on fire. 🔥💸

This level, $120, isn’t just any old number; it’s the proverbial bridge to either merrily skipping towards $135-$150 or plummeting into a short-term pitstop of regret. As market sentiment oscillates crazily-think of traders as an indecisive cat-you have to wonder: will Litecoin pull off the breakout of a lifetime, or is it gearing up for a snooze fest?

Now, these PACs, my dear reader, are rather like those society parties where everyone chips in for the champagne, except instead of bubbly, they’re funding political candidates and causes. Fairshake, for instance, backed by the likes of Coinbase and Ripple Labs, splashed a whopping $130 million during the 2024 elections to ensure the crypto crowd had a seat at the table. 🥂📈

Bitcoin’s price, after a brief dalliance with the $118,000 zone, descended below the $115,000 and $113,500 support levels, plunging into a short-term bearish chasm. A most dramatic plot twist, one might say. 🕳️

In a move that could only be described as “let’s see how much chaos we can get away with,” Binance revealed it’s expanding Bitcoin Options for everyone-yes, even your cat. Options are these fancy contracts that say, “Hey, I might buy or sell this thing later, but only if I feel like it, and only at a price I set. No big deal!” Think of it as betting on whether the market will go up or down, with a little extra flair-like betting on whether your neighbor’s new haircut will last more than a week. 🧙‍♂️