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In this exclusive tête-à-tête, CEO Lukas “The Crypto Conductor” Enzersdorfer-Konrad spills the beans on growth plans, stablecoins (yes, they’re as stable as your last relationship), and the company’s master plan to conquer the world—one region at a time.

There has been a massive drop-off in cryptocurrency ownership, with a whopping 82% of the total respondents claiming that they do not hold digital currencies at all (compared to 69% in 2024). Who needs crypto when you can just cry about it? 😢

Now, price is still doing that classic rom-com dance with resistance, keeping us all guessing: will they, won’t they? Traders are staring intensely at their screens, waiting for a big structure shift—think: Ross and Rachel, but with fewer breakups and more candlesticks. As of this moment, momentum is Switzerland (neutral), and OP is squatting just under the mile-high club that is $0.70.

Trump Media & Technology Group [DJT], the firm behind Truth Social and a vocal backer of a Bitcoin [BTC] treasury strategy, saw its stock drop nearly 4% on the 4th of August to $16.92 after reporting a $20 million net loss for Q2. 🤯

So, Bullish has officially launched its initial public offering. They’re looking to sell 20,300,000 shares. You know, just a little something to keep the lights on and maybe buy a yacht or two. 🚤

The latest U.S. numbers are about as inspiring as a Monday morning—jobs growth weaker than a soda shop during off-hours, and unemployment creeping up to 4.2%. Wages? A mere 0.3% bump, which is like giving a goldfish a tiny applause. All of this whispers softly that the Fed might hit pause, or even try to turn back the interest rate dial, as if some magic trick can fix the world’s complicated economic stew. 🍲

In this delightful mess, a few altcoins are strutting around with a high risk of triggering liquidations for those poor derivatives traders in early August. So, which ones are we talking about? Buckle up! 🎢

And in case you think this is just another fad, think again. Dogecoin’s making waves—up 70% since early 2024—and it’s got the whales and retail traders all jittery. Everyone wants a piece of the pie, even institutions are pretending they understand it (looking at you, Grayscale). The volume’s still over a billion daily, so it’s primed for another pop—just don’t expect it to stay pretty for long, because chaos is the name of the game. @StonkChris’s take? It’s about to explode, like that time you overdid it at the gym and regretted everything.

For Back, the matter is as simple as a village fool’s arithmetic: spend your fiat first, if you have it. If not, borrow. And if you must touch your BTC, replace it—or a smidgen more—and carry on. No drama, no fanfare, just the mechanical precision of a clockmaker. 🕰️

Ethereum, our beloved digital darling, is basking in the limelight today—up by a resounding 3.89%. Such a rise! One might think the blockchain gods are smiling upon us. Or perhaps just hungry for attention. 😏