qfx Enter Congressman Thomas Massie, a man with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, throwing fresh fuel onto the flames with his now infamous call to “End the Fed.” This is not merely a rekindling of a long-standing debate over the role of the central bank; no, this is a full-throated war cry.
Five times—five acts without climax! The Federal Reserve, in its wisdom (or perhaps cowardice fit for a Raskolnikov), refused to act from January through now, haunted by the voice of President Donald Trump, who, like an oversized Svidrigailov, hovers outside the meeting room shrieking: “Cut, cut!” Meanwhile, some within the Fed itself whisper their own secret dissents, their courage wilting beneath the fluorescent lights. ☕🤔
Chainlink’s structure on its price chart has turned bullish in the short term, which is about as surprising as a parrot reciting Shakespeare. The price is consolidating just above $18, with an intraday gain of 1.91% and a 1.73% weekly uptick. The $610.33 million worth of volume surge further confirms rising trader participation, which is about as thrilling as watching paint dry. 🧨
He confided this rather bold prediction to the esteemed journalists at Blockworks, proposing, with a straight face I presume, that ADA will become the very… yield-generating layer for Bitcoin’s DeFi ecosystem. A layer! Like a pastry? A coating to make the cold, unfeeling Bitcoin a little more… appetizing? 🧐
Currently, ETH pirouettes at a stratospheric $3,862, a commendable ascent from its July 1 opening blush of $2,468, as chronicled by that reliable oracle, CoinGecko. Apparently, the summer of ’23 has decided to baffle skeptics and rekindle aspirations of old Silicon Valley grandeur, or perhaps just buttering bread for crypto’s breadwinner – the investors.
To unpack the mystery — and I do mean mystery, because even the best detective shows couldn’t keep up — here’s what went down: LOKA surged invigoratingly, reaching a high of $0.82 (which is basically the crypto equivalent of climbing Mount Everest in slippers). But alas! It tumbled to $0.30 faster than a cat knocking over a glass of water. And the trading volume? Well, it skyrocketed over 10,000% to an eye-watering $32.4 million. Somebody’s been busy counting zeros! 💰
In a brand-spanking-new YouTube update, Gromen’s got his crystal ball out, and he says the US is gonna tackle its monstrous $36 trillion debt by doing what it does best: printing more money. The twist? This doesn’t make the dollar stronger—oh no, it debases the poor thing. So, forget about Treasury yields. If the government keeps going down this road, it’s all about inflating the dollar into oblivion.
On the momentous day of July 30 – a day that also marked the illustrious decennium of Ethereum – the North Carolina-based enterprise proclaimed a sweeping strategic metamorphosis, aligning its fortunes with the burgeoning trend of corporate courtship of digital assets, notably the enigmatic Ether (ETH).
The last act saw BTC plunge from a lofty $119,000 to a modest $115,000 in mere hours—pennies in the grand scheme, but enough to make the old-timers’ hair turn gray (if they had any left). A Satoshi-era whale—an OG, for those who speak fluent Bitcoin—cashed out like a retiree on a cruise. Yet, the market? Barely a ripple! As if saying, “Go ahead, dump your treasure, little fish. We’re strong—more mature than a bottle of fine vodka.”
Blackrock dropped their latest chuckle-worthy market musings on July 28, basically screaming that digital doodads are crashing the mainstream party, and stablecoins are now the official gatecrashers of the financial world. 😏
