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According to The Kobeissi Letter (yes, even newsletters have dramatic names now), spot Ether ETFs raked in a staggering $533.9 million on Tuesday alone—the largest single-day inflow these funds have ever seen. One imagines Bitcoin sitting in a corner, nursing a glass of lukewarm sherry while Ethereum dances the tango with newfound admirers. Analysts and investors alike are now whispering sweet nothings about Ethereum potentially surpassing Bitcoin in performance for the remainder of 2025. Mike Novogratz, CEO of Galaxy Digital, recently graced CNBC with his presence, declaring Ether a “highly compelling asset.” Compelling indeed—like watching a particularly riveting episode of *Downton Abbey*, but with fewer tea parties and more blockchain.

For years, holding Bitcoin [BTC] meant just that—holding it. 🤷‍♂️

Lo and behold! With fervor akin to a long-awaited feast, the gallant Shiba Inu introduced tools and infrastructure fit for the finest of developers! Spinning a web of comprehensive guides for those brave enough to meld validator nodes and construct curious applications, all within the wonderful realm of Shibarium, Ethereum’s whimsical Layer 2!🦴 What a time to be alive!

She speaks of Bitcoin’s freedom from the clutches of central banks and governments, a rogue element in a world chained by fiat currencies. And as Americans feel the sting of a dollar losing its grip, who can blame them for turning to this virtual temptress? Yet, in this dance of desperation, one wonders if it’s salvation or just another chain forged in the fires of greed. 😂

Here lies a web design agency, busy as a bee in spring, snatching up acquisitions weekly, now proudly strutting around in the top 30 rankings. A round of applause, if you please! 👏

Hold onto your wallets, folks! The price of SHIB has skyrocketed by a whopping 5% since yesterday. Grab your sunglasses, we might need them for this dazzling rise! 😎🌟

Today, July 26, 2025, the net capitalization of the crypto segment is down by 2.7%, dipping below the $4 trillion level. Meanwhile, meme coins remain the only large sector that surged today. 😢📉

Maksym Sakharov, CEO of WeFi, which is basically a bank but for the internet and cryptocurrencies—because why not complicate things?—is here to tell us Japan’s regulatory process is slower than a sloth on a coffee break. Japan’s two-step approval from JVCAEA (which sounds like a boy band from the ’90s) and the FSA takes 6–12 … Read more

Ethena [ENA] Labs founder, the ever-so-charming Guy Young, insists crypto treasuries are the best shot at curing the dreadful VC token dump disease. Or so he claims, with a cocktail in hand.

Markus, known ’round these parts as Shibetoshi Nakamoto (fancy name for a feller who made a meme coin, if you ask me), and this impudent scoundrel both pointed back to that picture show, “The Social Network,” based on a book called “The Accidental Billionaires.” Fancy that!