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On the sacred day of July 23, Hayes unfurled his vision on Substack, a digital parchment where the secrets of the universe are often scribbled. He paints a picture of a world where the United States, under the shadow of wartime economic policies, embarks on a grand experiment of credit expansion. This, he posits, will not only fuel “asset bubbles” but will do so with a particular fondness for cryptocurrencies, with Ethereum basking in the glow of this newfound favor.

Chalom’s LinkedIn, that modern-day scroll of CV gospel, claims he’ll “shape global strategy” for Sharplink’s public markets and Ethereum ventures. A noble quest, indeed, especially as BlackRock’s ETHA ETF galloped past $10 billion faster than a Cossack on Red Bull. 🏇

Solana (SOL) is skirting around the $181 territory after a slight slip of over 2% today. Yet, with a twinkle in its eye, the price has been inching up over the week. It recently broke free from the grips of an ascending triangle that had taken shape since the spring, and now stands at the gates of a retest.

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But let us not be too hasty in our judgments. For in the grand tapestry of technical analysis, the recent fall has done little more than cool off the short-term fervor, suggesting that beneath the surface, a more substantial bullish structure may be quietly taking shape. Could it be that the falling wedge, so often a harbinger of change, is whispering sweet nothings into the ears of investors? 🤔

The sudden surge in investor interest in ethereum, spurred by America’s latest regulatory diktats, has analysts flapping their calculators like startled chickens, trying to fathom the implications for ETH’s price. Mr. Hougan, with the air of a man who has just discovered a forgotten stash of sherry, believes this institutional frenzy will keep ether’s momentum as buoyant as a dirigible in a thermal.

A recent communiqué from the official @Shibizens account (one presumes they have important things to tweet about) gently reminded the community that BONE, often treated with the gravity of a particularly unfunny joke, actually… performs functions. Imagine that.

So, is the sky falling? Or is this merely another act in Bitcoin’s long-running one-man show, “How to Keep Everyone Guessing”?

The CBR used to be super strict, but now they’re like, “Hey, qualified investors can play with crypto derivatives, but don’t even think about it, regular people!” 🚫 It’s like they’re trying to create a crypto oligarchy or something. Shishlyannikova said any changes would require regulatory amendments, because of course they do. 🙄 That’ll happen in 2026, because who needs crypto regulation now, right? 🕰️

On July 25, these crypto overlords announced they’re going global, baby! According to some fancy document from Macquarie Capital Limited, they’ve got a deal that’s raking in HK$2,355.03 million (aka $300 million). That’s a lot of avocado toasts. 🥑