qfx According to sources – unnamed, naturally, for who would willingly attach their reputation to such outlandish speculation? – the plans are…fluid. As fluid as a politician’s promises, one might add. 🙄
HBAR, poor thing, retreated 3.5% during Thursday’s tedious session, meandering from $0.1617 to $0.1761. This little dip occurred, hilariously, even as the grown-ups (institutions) were tossing $68 million into the pool. The token, with a sigh of digital exhaustion, met rejection at the $0.1805 resistance level. There was a fleeting morning spike, reaching a pathetic $0.1802 on a surge of volume – 79% above the daily average! A veritable frenzy of interest, quickly extinguished, like a damp firework.
The drive for clear crypto governance is accelerating faster than a bull on a caffeine rush. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is finally shaking off the fog, honing its vision under the mystifyingly elusive ‘Project Crypto.’ On November 12, SEC Chairman Paul S. Atkins spoke at the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia, outlining how the SEC’s work is converging into something that might-just might-resemble clear rules for digital assets.
On November 13, 2025, crypto soothsayer CW pointed out the $945-$950 region as a “buy wall” on X. Let me guess: it’s a magical zone where buyers mysteriously appear every time the price dips. CW’s chart shows retests of this band, each met with “visible buyer absorption” – a fancy way of saying “somebody finally stopped selling their soul for gas fees.” 🤷♂️
Despite this audacious tokenomics coup, DYDX has taken a tumble, falling 3.53% to a humble $0.3060 on the day of the announcement. And since September? A dramatic 56% plunge from its lofty $0.70 perch. Oh, the irony! 😂
At the time of me typing this (and probably you reading it), BTC is cozying up near $98,400. That brief flirtation with six figures? Gone. Poof. Like a Tinder match who ghosts after one date. Sentiment across trading desks? Cautious. Very cautious. 🧐
Solana’s (SOL) price is acting like it’s got a case of the Mondays. That bearish engulfing candle at $167? It’s basically the universe saying, “Not today, bulls.” The rejection has SOL clinging to $146 like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕 But let’s be real, that support is looking as shaky as my confidence in humanity after reading Twitter. 🐦
Now, let’s talk about crypto guru CW. This guy-he’s got a nose for technical setups, posting charts on X like it’s nobody’s business. In a November 2025 post, CW pointed out that Uniswap’s stuck in the final phase of a descending wedge formation. Translation? It’s like the coin is trying to catch its breath before making the big leap (or face-planting, depending on your view). 😂 According to CW, this formation often signals that the corrective pressure is just about done, and the trend might just start trending again.
According to a press release dated Nov. 13 (a day that will live in infamy for fraudsters everywhere), Thailand’s Technology Crime Suppression Division teamed up with the U.S. Secret Service in a sting operation so slick, it could’ve been scripted by the BFG himself. Together, they nabbed 51 Thai nationals and 22 foreigners, proving that crime truly doesn’t pay-unless you’re a stablecoin, of course. 💼🤝
After two cuts in 2025, rates now sit at 3.75%-4.00%. Labor weakness and softer inflation suggest the Fed might loosen the reins, but officials are still bickering like Santa’s elves over whether inflation’s just “a little sprig of mistletoe.” 🧝♂️🔥
