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Bitcoin (BTC) is often described as a peer-to-peer digital currency, but one of its most overlooked qualities is that it audits itself. Every 10 minutes, the network finalizes a new block of transactions, secured by proof-of-work and validated by thousands of independent nodes across the globe. Since January 2009, this has created an uninterrupted public record that now spans more than 900,000 blocks and includes close to 1.2 billion transactions. Anyone with an internet connection can verify the data in real time, with no permission required. It’s like a trust fund baby who’s never once tried to hide their inheritance. 🤯

Now, enter AO, the chart-loving, crypto whisperer, who seems to think Bitcoin is basically channeling its inner gold. Not in the “I’m gonna shine and make your life better” way, but in the “I’m going to blow up in the next 10 years and leave everyone else eating my dust” way. According to AO, Bitcoin’s going to hit a cool $600,000. Yep, you read that right-600K, people! That’s about a 420% increase. Do we believe it? *Probably* not, but it’s fun to imagine.

Would you believe it? The ticker tape shows XRP nudged up by a whole 1.63% since yesterday-looks like somebody’s feeling frisky!

This noble endeavor seeks to connect asset managers, bankers, OTC desks, exchanges, and venture capitalists to the wondrous Polkadot ecosystem-a realm where blockchains interoperate like old friends gossiping over tea. How charming! 🫖

Here’s why this might be either genius or chaos. Or both. Probably both.

Traders, ever the poets of profit, call this a “cooldown”-a sprinter clutching their chest, gasping for breath before sprinting into the arms of chaos again.

Under the auspices of the Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for US Stablecoins (GENIUS) Act, a law penned in the annals of history by the hand of President Trump himself, the Treasury has issued a call to arms-or rather, a call to pens and keyboards. By October 17, the citizens of this great nation must offer their thoughts, their dreams, and perhaps even their nightmares about the future of digital assets and the methods to safeguard them from the clutches of those who would misuse them. 📜💻

Bitcoin [BTC], the digital gold of our times, has taken a bit of a tumble, falling 7% and breaking below its 2025 trendline support. This has set off a new round of doomsday predictions on Crypto Twitter (CT), but let’s not get too dramatic just yet. 🚨

In his latest discourse upon the digital stage, Mr. Mow observed a rather curious phenomenon-a veritable exodus of Ethereum from staking contracts. Indeed, he notes that the sum of Ethereum poised for withdrawal grows by the day, inching ever closer to the lofty figure of 1,000,000 coins. At present, a staggering 909,788 ETH (worth approximately $3,897,112,990 in fiat currency-pray, do not ask me to count it twice!) awaits liberation. And lo, since his prior missive some four days past, this pile hath swelled by 141,388 ETH. Could such an event portend bullish tidings for Bitcoin? Mr. Mow certainly thinks so. But then again, when does he not sing praises of BTC? 😇

So, it closed near $3. A selloff happened. A *late* selloff, naturally. It’s always a late selloff. Makes it more dramatic, I suppose. Billions of dollars changing hands. Billions! And for what? For this? I need a sandwich.