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Altcoins, ever the loyal sidekicks, have taken a scenic route to the bottom, with XMR and HYPE leading the charge in a dramatic exit from the spotlight. It’s like watching a reality TV show where everyone’s secret is finally out, and no one’s happy about it.
According to Miss Long, crypto is fixin’ to be a core part of modern finance, and could wind up in a good half of them Fortune 500 companies. Fifty percent, mind you! Why, that’s nearly enough to cause a proper excitement. Though I suspect a good many of them companies are already invested in findin’ ways to confuse their accountants.
On January 20, 2026, the Sei Development Foundation and Druk Holding and Investments Ltd (DHI) decided to team up and bring a Sei validator to the Kingdom of Bhutan. Led by DHI Innotech, this validator is set to go live in Q1 2026, because even Bhutan needs a little tech drama in its life.
Investors, those fickle fairies of finance, have decided to pack their wands and fly away. Tuesday’s ETF flows in the US were as cheerful as a dentist’s waiting room. The first business day of the week? More like the first day of the apocalypse for Ripple ETFs. Oh, the drama!
Seven days have seen BTC lose 10% of its dignity, now clinging to support levels like a drunkard to a lamppost. Yet, in the grand theater of finance, it remains trapped within a two-month channel, squirming like a worm in a philosopher’s riddle.
In her eloquent whispers (likely through a gold-plated megaphone), Long prophesies 2026 as the year when crypto, that most erratic of dance partners, executes its final pirouette into the rigid waltz of mature finance.
“As we scale our validator operations, Tezos stands out for its governance model, technical maturity, and reliability,” Mat Cybula, CEO of TenX Protocols, stated. “Or, as the rest of us would say, ‘It’s not a scam, I swear.’
“Our focus is simple: back strong technical founders who are solving real problems and building businesses with durable fundamentals,” Jason Li, Co-Founder of Solayer, stated, likely while peeking over his glasses and rolling his eyes at all the ‘quick fixes’ out there.
In a recent discourse, delivered with great pomp upon the Master Investor Podcast, Lee, the chairman of the ethereum treasury company Bitmine Immersion Technologies, doth address the lamentable performance of crypto in the year 2025. “Alas,” quoth he, “the bulls were left to weep, for the markets did not yield as promised.”
In a stunning display of gravity-defying antics, Bitcoin has failed to maintain its noble stance above the $92,500 support. Instead, it has embarked upon a fresh decline, plummeting past the $91,000 and $90,500 levels with all the grace of a three-legged dog on ice.
