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“I’m terribly concerned about how he mucked up Chokepoint 2.0, strong-arming banks into bankruptcy and playing judge on what industries deserve funding—like oil, gas, and coal, which apparently don’t pass muster with the Fed’s finicky tastes. It’s all rather beastly, the way bank oversight has been bungled under Powell.” 😠

Newfangled data has emerged, peel back the layers and you’ll see the Tether (USDT) supply being tossed back and forth like a hot potato between the good ol’ Tron and the aristocratic Ethereum, all the while keeping a close eye on Bitcoin’s curious price dance.

This California-based controlled environment agriculture (CEA) firm—yes, the one with the name that sounds like a tonic for the soul—made the announcement on July 23, sending its stock into a tizzy. 🌴📈

On the vast, treacherous weekly plains, OP/USDT daringly broke free from its constricting, almost suffocating wedge. A pattern so sinister in its slow decay, now shattered like an old man’s dentures—oh, the poetic justice! This defeat of resistance signals a phoenix rising—if only the market gods will grant it enough strength to fly—ready to paint the sky with bullish strokes, provided the faithful continue their fervent chant of buy, buy, buy. 📈

The thread describes a relay of representations that begins with high-level source code and ends inside Bitcoin Script. First, Cardano’s tool-chain lowers the contract into Untyped Plutus Core (UPLC), a stripped-down functional bytecode. UPLC is then serialized and handed to a miniature interpreter known as the Control–Environment–Continuation (CEK) machine. Instead of asking Bitcoin to interpret UPLC directly, IO compiles the CEK machine itself into RISC-V, “a real-world, simple CPU instruction set.” The resulting RISC-V program becomes the payload that Bitcoin ultimately verifies, with the serialized UPLC passed to it at run-time. 🧠⚡

Open interest (OI) in our dear bitcoin derivatives continues its joyous ascent as traders cast their nets wide, throwing capital towards both futures and options amidst a tempest of market excitement. As the wise Coinglass reports, the total futures OI has erupted to a staggering $84.83 billion across platforms, with CME leading the parade at $18.49 billion, leaving Binance and Bybit scrambling in its wake. 🎉

What used to be a speculation playground—think boys throwing rocks—has now evolved into a robot-filled amusement park backed by what your economy claims is real. Platforms are tossing traditional assets like government bonds into the blockchain blender, serving up predictable returns smoother than your last bad idea. And guess what? The big players, who once snubbed crypto like an awkward relative, are now peering over the fence, maybe hoping the grass isn’t greener but definitely shinier.

Summary

Now, let’s cut to the chase, shall we?

But wait, Binance Coin (BNB) is over here like, “Hey, I’m too cool for your red zone,” rising by 5.5% in the last 24 hours. 💸