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Hut 8 shall receive, for the opening year, a payment of some CADA $530 per megawatt per business day! (Truly, it pays to have powerful friends—or at least to supply them with power.) With inflation lurking backstage, who knows how large the purse may swell? Our heroes thus leap from seasonal flirtations to the embrace of a long-term, government-stamped suitor, whose reliability soothes even the most anxious treasurer. What stability! What repose! What… suspicious good fortune? 🤔

As the market whispers tales of relative calm, PI’s price has been engaged in a rather tedious dance of consolidation. One can only speculate where this enigmatic token might decide to take us next. 🕵️‍♂️

Despite its daily decline of around 2.5%, the XRP price is up 6% on a weekly scale, and the air is thick with bullish predictions. Just a few days ago, the X user World of Charts argued that an XRP breakout and retest has already been confirmed, anticipating a pump above $3 sometime in July. For their part, Maxi thinks the token could mirror its impressive performance from the end of 2017 and experience a 1,200% rise in a matter of days. A jump of that type would push the price to a new historic peak of around $30, which, as of the moment, seems as likely as a teetotaler at a Bacchanal.

However, as the real demand for XRP from retail and institutional investors continues to grow, the influence of these automated trading bots may become as passé as last season’s couture.

This seismic shift, precipitated by a jobs report that defied the expectations of the pundit class, has sent shockwaves through the crypto market. The tantalizing prospect of lower interest rates, that great siren song of investors, has been all but extinguished.

As it approaches this target, bearish signals from large holders could potentially halt its recovery beyond this level.

So, “The Open Platform” (The Open Platform… what, did they put months into that name?)—anyway—they just raised $28.5 million in funding from Rabbit Capital, and Pantera Capital, among others. A lot of capital, for a platform that’s supposed to be open! I’ve seen less money at a New York divorce settlement.

Roman, however, appears to be swapping existential panic for a cool blend of denial and dry humor worthy of any brunch table. In a recent (likely slightly awkward) chat with Crypto in America, he basically said: “Um, hi, government? You’re prosecuting me for writing code. Literally, just typing things into a laptop. Not for, you know, any actual crimes.” 👨‍💻🤷‍♂️

Currently, Pi Coin is priced at a modest $0.48, but with a global community of over 70 million users and an AI-powered app studio that has birthed nearly 8,000 new apps, a listing on these big exchanges could truly change the game for Pi.

Solana, having once conquered the icy cliffs of $150 with the élan of a Wildean dandy invading the Riviera, ascended above $152, believing itself to be positively magnetic. It even soared past the 50% Fib retracement—proof that mathematics, like art, is best left ambiguous.