qfx The report, with its very serious title Stablecoin Payments at Scale: How Cards Bridge Digital Assets and Global Commerce (yawn), claims crypto cards are now more popular than wallet-to-wallet payments. Because, apparently, people prefer swiping plastic over typing long crypto addresses. Who knew?
@theunipcs, a crypto analyst of considerable wit and discernment on X, declared that meme coin dominance has plummeted to near all-time lows, potentially heralding a grand sector-wide rally in 2026. The analyst shared a CryptoQuant chart, a most perplexing artifact, illustrating the declining trend in the meme coin market. He noted that the current downturn is even more severe than the harrowing period of 2022 to 2023. Yet, similar low points in February 2024 led to monumental price rallies in meme coins like BONK, which soared 440%, FLOKI by 1,000%, WIF by 1,600%, and PEPE by 2,500%. 🎉
The crux of the matter lies within the convoluted folds of the Digital Asset Market CLARITY Act-a hefty tome of legislation, as complex and perplexing as trying to explain cryptocurrency to your grandmother. This Senate bill is intended to delineate the roles of the SEC and CFTC, like trying to assign duties to cats and dogs in a household filled with chaos.
TRON, that charismatic player, has now joined the ranks of Base, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Sei, and Solana on the grand stage of MetaMask. One might say it’s becoming quite the party-an extravagant multichain custody service where everyone is invited, and the drinks are on the house! 🍹💃
Indeed, while trading volumes have climbed like a mischievous cat up a tree, our token of interest appears to be having quite the struggle maintaining its dignity above certain key support zones. It’s as if the investors are throwing a lavish party while the price is stuck in the corner, sulking and sipping on flat soda, reflecting a rather amusing gap between the hustle and the bustle of trading activity and the price’s performance!
Bitcoin treasury companies, those darlings of the financial world, are multiplying faster than gossip at a garden party. Yet, OranjeBTC stands apart, a peacock among pigeons, with an approach as unique as a monocle at a rave. 🦚
Soloway, ever the optimist, insists the best part is that these moves were visible on the charts days in advance, before the crowd caught on. One might say it’s the work of the elite, those who navigate the markets with the grace of a well-rehearsed dance. 🕺
On the 7th of January, developers fled the Electric Coin Company like rats from a sinking ship-though one wonders which metaphor applies: the ship, the rats, or the sea itself. Zcash’s ZEC crumbled, shedding 15%-26% in a single week, a collapse as swift as it was poetic. 🎭
Apparently, the State Duma is cooking up a bill that’ll make it easier for everyday Russians to buy crypto. The lawmakers are all like, “Hey, let’s stop treating this like an exclusive club for the elite!” You know, because having a few oligarchs hoarding Bitcoin was just too boring. 🙄
One might say, this union aims to be the Casanova of the blockchain world, harmoniously entwining privacy with regulatory compliance. Now, who wouldn’t want a relationship quite so visionary on one of the most esteemed stages of modern ledger-land? 🥂