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This unfortunate incident saw the victim guided, possibly under the baleful gaze of a fraudulent savant, to a crypto machine, which served as the unwitting conduit for their misfortune. Alarm bells rang among council members, spurring them to act with preemptive zeal—after all, their residents are well worth the effort of protecting, even if the machines have yet to arrive.
With a voice as sharp as the quills of a porcupine, Warren has skewered major crypto legislative efforts, lamenting that she would not have the government sign off on “very weak regulation” that seems to have been penned by the very industry it seeks to govern. 📜
On July 14th, the great Bitcoin, though momentarily reaching $123,000, soon found itself cooling off like a weary traveler in the scorching sun. Yet, in the midst of its modest 0.7% gain, Ethereum emerged victorious, surging ahead by 7.3%. The true underdog story, wouldn’t you agree? XRP, BNB, Solana, Dogecoin, and Cardano followed suit, each managing to wrangle a fair share of the limelight. Oh, what a time to be an altcoin enthusiast!
According to data from crypto.news, FLOKI (FLOKI) surged 40% to a six-month high of $0.000138 on July 17. As of press time, it was trading slightly lower at $0.000129, still up 175% from its year-to-date low recorded in April. Not bad for a coin that some people probably thought was just a passing fad. 🤷♂️
This splendid breakout has conjured an air of unbridled optimism. The astute Crypto Patel, with the bravado of a peacock, has boldly proclaimed Ethereum “mega bullish” – forsooth! But let us not rush this journey to $10,000; a smooth sail is rarely the fate of a ship caught in turbulent waters. 🛶💨
According to a report by TokenInsight, the crypto spot market trading volume experienced a decline in Q2 2025 compared to Q1 2025. It’s a bit like a debutante ball, where everyone expects the belle of the ball to dance the night away, but instead, she sits alone, sipping lemonade. Bitcoin, that belle, rose from a low of $83,000 to a high of $111,900, and closed the quarter near $106,000, but the average daily trading volume fell from $51 billion in Q1 2025 to around $40 billion in Q2 2025. A drop of approximately 10%, darling! 📉
So, Dogecoin’s like that friend who finally makes an effort to climb up from $0.1880, joining Bitcoin and Ethereum at the trendy spot called “Above $0.200.” It even jumped past $0.2120. Impressive! Until it had to correct after reaching $0.2205. Classic overachiever, am I right? 😏
As the sages of the market gaze into their crystal balls, they whisper of a potential breakout, a Promethean leap that could shatter the shackles of resistance and send XRP soaring towards the dizzying heights of $3.18 and, dare we dream, $3.40 🚀. The 100% Fibonacci extension level, that mystical indicator of bullish portents, beckons like a siren’s song, promising riches to those brave enough to heed its call.
However, the crypto industry is still divided on whether retail investors have truly returned. Some say it’s a sign of the times, while others remain skeptical. 🤔
In a display akin to a poetic pas de deux, Bitcoin [BTC] performed a delightful, if modest, leap of 1.32%, hastily reminding us all that a confirmed local top is still playing hard to get. 🥳
