qfx You may recall that our dear DonAlt, with his 670,000 followers on the X social media network, had previously foretold of a major rally in July. And lo and behold, his words came to pass! 🔮
Indeed, our canine friend has recently turned its fortunes, breaking past the $0.15 threshold—a place once deemed a mere doormat of its range. Following a revelatory engulfing candle, the market, having rallied with a refreshing volume spike, has indeed found its footing, reclaiming what noble traders call the point of control. All of this brings us to our present contemplation, hovering on the brink of resistance like an overzealous squirrel, unsure whether to leap or remain safely nestled in the trees.
Last Thursday, in a spectacle worthy of a Gogolian farce, the S&P 500 closed triumphantly at 6,280.46 points, parading a year-to-date gain of 7%. But hark! When tallied in the mystical currency of Bitcoin (BTC), this titan of finance has stumbled by 15% in 2025, as noted by the ever-wise market oracle known as The Kobeissi Letter.
Yes, indeed! The Ripple lawsuit is still tap-dancing about after that elusive SEC meeting. The Commissioners seem to be playing a game of limbo with their decisions—as if the bar of whether to drop the appeal is set just too low! XRP folks were clutching their pearls, hoping for a vote that might send the appeal packing. Alas, it appears their hopes have gone up in smoke, just like a delicious chocolate cake left out in the rain.
Alas, since the month of March in the year of our Lord 2024, SHIB has been ensnared within the gloomy grip of a downtrend! It did, at one point, bestride the lofty heights of $0.000045, only to plummet like a forgotten farce to a closing act of $0.000030. It has danced within a descending triangle pattern, a wretched merry-go-round, swaying under the heavy hand of bearish forces.
According to the esteemed DefiLlama, LetsBonk has generated a whopping $1.04 million in revenue, doubling Pump.fun’s paltry $533,412. It’s a veritable coup, and one that has left the memecoin community in a state of utter bewilderment. 😱
Last Friday, the 11th of July, like a sly cat toying with a hapless mouse, Aave (AAVE) had the audacity to rise a startling 6%, painfully reaching a dizzying high of $317.58. Oh, the sweet ecstasy for those who might have slept on that particular day—indeed, Aave’s audacious week-long ascent tangoed its way to an aggregate growth of 18%—from a mere $272! Such thrilling numbers, straightforwardly resembling a well-crafted riddle of life itself! 💸
XLM has pulled off a remarkable feat, a kind of crypto Houdini act that leaves everyone wondering how we went from the bleak, lower lows and lower highs trap of despair to a dazzling new bullish ballgame. It’s like finding out your favorite restaurant is still open after all—what a relief! 🎉 Seriously, though, that breakout above $0.32 wasn’t just a victory; it was a market structure makeover that should send those bearish vibes packing until further notice.
Our dear friend, ZAYK Charts (@ZAYKCharts), has unveiled a chart that could make even the most stoic investor chuckle. The daily timeframe trendline breakout for OP/USDT, a line that has been steadfast since December 2023, has finally been breached. Price has gallantly climbed toward the breakout zone around $0.65, signaling the end of the downtrend, or so we hope. 🤞
As the bullish tide surges, these pint-sized stocks, particularly the newest meme-coins, are showing off some dazzling returns as though they were the belles of the ball. 🎭💃
