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In the sultry days of mid-August, Ethereum flexes its muscles with a bullish sentiment so robust, it could rival the bravado of a peacock in full display. 🦚 Spot Ether ETFs have seen demand so extraordinary, one might suspect they’ve discovered the Fountain of Youth. 💰 Inflows exceeding $3 billion in a fortnight? My word, the coffers are overflowing! 🏦
The researchers, in their infinite wisdom, constructed a meticulous bottom-up economic model, obsessively fixated on Bitcoin’s hard cap of 21 million coins, daring to toy with the complexities of demand and the quirks of investor psychology. They humbly propose that $4.81 million should be viewed not just as a probable ceiling but as the bare minimum-an optimistic threshold rather than a mere figment of imagination!
Derivatives trading experts (yes, those wizards in suits) told BeInCrypto that this pre-halving price surge is likely here to stay. Bitcoin has grown up, left its rebellious teenage years behind, and moved into the world of institutional finance. The days of retail-driven cycles are fading like a cheap tattoo in the sun. ☀️📉
According to the latest filing, the offering consists of 10 million shares-two million from the company itself and a whopping eight million from early stakeholders, including the illustrious CEO Jeremy Allaire. One can only assume he’s polishing his trophy for “Most Eager Insider.” 🏆
Alas, XRP’s recent performance is a masterclass in mediocrity, lagging behind Bitcoin and Ethereum like a toddler trailing a marathoner. The altcoin’s sideways shuffle suggests it has mistaken its price chart for a game of hopscotch. Yet, as the ever-insightful MadWhale quips, “Every great leap begins with a yawn.”
The company behind the USDC token is selling 2 million shares of Class A common stock, according to a filing with the SEC. The other 8 million are being sold by people who already have too many shares. 🤷♂️
In a recent missive on X (formerly known as Twitter), the renowned crypto analyst, Rekt Fencer, boldly declared that Ethereum’s price is “programmed” to soar to the dizzying heights of $15,000. To elucidate his prophetic vision, he kindly provided us with a quintet of reasons that shall, no doubt, set the stage for this meteoric rise.
The bulls, once roaring like lions, now bleat like sheep. Volume rises, but not in triumph-in panic! Sellers slash prices with the precision of a surgeon, or perhaps a butcher. The symmetrical triangle, that geometric tease, promised a breakout. Instead, it delivered a slapstick comedy, leaving SHIB holders trapped in a farce of their own making. 😂
Đà tăng này có thể tiếp tục kéo dài khi Cục Dự trữ Liên bang Mỹ (Fed) bắt đầu cắt giảm lãi suất, như một chú rắn đang lột xác, và Ủy ban Chứng khoán Mỹ (SEC) phê duyệt một số quỹ ETF cho altcoin – hoặc có thể chỉ là một trò đùa của các nhà quản lý. 🧙♂️
Once sparking with hope, the Solana ETF dream was suddenly dashed-postponed till October 16, 2025. Turns out, the SEC played the Grinch, snatching away the holiday cheer after Ethereum got its Christmas gift. The traders? Oh, they’re about as happy as a cat at a dog show. The market had whispered a 95% ‘yes,’ and then-bam!-crash. SOL dropped 4.4%, while ETH thought, “Well, I’m still the boss,” soaring to 13.87% dominance from 10.17%. The Altcoin Season Index? Dropped to a sad, lonely 45. 😂