qfx This marvel of modern engineering, which promises encrypted whispers via Bluetooth mesh networks, now perches at No. 2 on Jamaica’s app charts-a feat rivaled only by Zoom Earth, the weather oracle. Thus, the Jamaican soul reveals its priorities: survival demands both forecasts and frantic texts 📵. Two million eight hundred thousand souls, now united by Bluetooth and desperation.
On Tuesday, in a dazzling display of courtroom drama at the US District Court for the Southern District of New York, the US prosecutors fired back against an amicus curiae – that’s a fancy term for a brief from someone who isn’t even part of the case but still wants to have their say. This particular brief, filed by Coin Center (a crypto advocacy group), seemed to want to give the brothers a chance to skip away scot-free. The prosecutors? Not impressed. 😡
Job growth, once a stalwart steed, now limps like a wounded beast. On October 29th, the Fed’s high priest, Jerome Powell, intoned: “In this tepid and faltering labor market, the specters of unemployment loom ever larger…” 🕯️ His words hung in the air, heavy as a Russian winter. Inflation? “Eased,” he claimed, though it lingers like a bad confession.
Don’t hold your breath, but if ARB manages to hover above $0.36, we might just see it zooming toward $0.46. If market sentiment behaves itself, of course. 😉
Martinez, armed with the cold calculus of history, traced a path of past miseries: a 24% collapse on July 22nd, a 17% wail on August 8th, and a symphony of 13% drops in mid-August and September. “Lo! On September 27th, a buy signal birthed a 12% rebound, and October 22nd saw a 14% surge,” he proclaimed, as if recounting the tragicomedy of a market lost in its own farce. Now, the TD Sequential, with a new “9” mark near $2.64, signals another plunge, as inevitable as the sun rising to mock the night.
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HBAR dropped by 0.3% to $0.2010 on Tuesday. Let’s be real, it was like watching a slow-motion car crash as sellers took the wheel again. The token bobbed up and down in a range tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving dinner, reaching a high of $0.2059 before gravity had its way.
Schwartz casually dropped this bombshell on X (the platform formerly known as Twitter) on Monday: while the 35 billion XRP tokens currently residing in escrow are not allowed to circulate until their designated release dates, Ripple can sell the rights to receive those tokens or even transfer the accounts that hold them. So much for “locked” being synonymous with “inaccessible,” huh? 😏
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