qfx Elon Musk suggested on X (formerly Twitter) that direct government payments might be the best way to address potential job losses caused by artificial intelligence. He believes that as AI and robots produce more goods and services, it could actually balance out any increase in the amount of money circulating, preventing prices from rising.
These individuals, whose names shall not be spoken here, are said to have orchestrated a labyrinthine network of financial deceit, channeling the spoils of fentanyl and other pernicious wares through the ethereal realms of cryptocurrency. One might imagine them as modern-day alchemists, transmuting vice into digital gold, all while the world watches, bemused and appalled.
In a post that probably involved a lot of finger-wagging and dramatic pauses, Fergani proclaimed that “everyone is bearish” and “everyone is calling for lower targets.” Because, you know, nothing says ‘I’m serious’ like repeating yourself. He then pointed out that, despite the doom and gloom, there’s been no actual bad news about Bitcoin. Just a lot of institutions hoovering up BTC like it’s going out of fashion. Adoption, he says, is growing faster than a troll’s toenails, and he’s convinced the market’s about to do a merry jig upwards. So, if you’re still muttering about a bear market, he reckons you deserve to miss the party. Tough love, crypto style.
Key Takeaways (or should we say, rocket fuel for thought?):
So some guy named CryptoChan (sounds like the name I give my pet goldfish when I’ve had one too many Manischewitz) dropped an X post on May 22 with data from a bottom indicator that’s been right more often than my cousin Moe’s predictions about which horse is guaranteed to lose the Preakness. It’s built from two fancy schmancy realized price bands: the 6 month to 10 year Realized Price, which is just the average acquisition cost of all the long-term Bitcoin holders who’ve been holding through every crash since 2017 like they’re hoarding canned goods for the apocalypse, currently sitting at $60,316, roughly the cost of a 3 foot long pastrami sandwich from Katz’s Deli. The other is the 0 to 10 year Realized Price, which is the average cost basis for the entire crypto market circus, sitting at $64,412, about the price of a used minivan that only runs on Tuesdays and smells like old popcorn. The ratio between these two tells you how stressed the long-term holders are compared to the rest of the market schmucks. When it drops below 0.936 and then crawls back up toward 1.0? It’s marked the exact bottom moment of every single prior Bitcoin cycle, no exceptions, not even when I made a musical about Hitler (okay, that one was good, but still, this metric’s more reliable than that).
It began with a “federal assistance” call in February, a call that promised a march towards redemption-“clear your names,” they intoned, and the twist: the redemption would be purchased by exchanging the pair’s pensions for a hilarious new form of currency: coins that exist only on the backing of a server between New York and Silicon Valley.
We break down the three forces pushing the price lower and the levels that could decide the next major move.
34,197,836 SHIB were incinerated, but instead of a standing ovation, the weekly burn rate dropped 79.28%. That’s like baking a cake and the guests throw it back at you because it tastes like regret and expired coupons.
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Europe’s payment systems are changing due to a rivalry between independent stablecoins and digital money created by banks. Now that new EU regulations for stablecoins are in effect and a digital euro is being developed, banks are working to offer online euro-based services without letting non-bank companies take the lead.
