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Seventy-eight point six-eight percent of Binance traders are long on ONDO, which is about as surprising as finding a vegan at a steakhouse. But here’s the kicker: the RSI is throwing a tantrum, signaling a potential correction. Translation: The market’s toddler phase is back. 🤪

Imagine drawing a Fibonacci retracement on a line, like a fancy way of saying “this is where the magic (or disaster) might happen.” Last week, DOGE closed just above $0.262, flirting with a line that’s historically been a total party pooper since January. If Doge tries to back-test that, it might just regress to its old faithful: around $0.15, where it previously cruised in a cozy double bottom. Cold comfort, but hey, stability.

Think analysts are still wearing party hats? Well, some might, but others are raising their eyebrows and sipping their green juices, whispering about signs of a potential price correction. Talk about drama! 🍿

According to the SEC filing (a document that now reads like a Shakespearean tragedy), MEI Pharma acquired 29.24 million shares at $3.42 apiece via a PIPE deal. The net proceeds? All of them. All 100%. Funneled directly into LTC. A fiscal strategy so audacious, one wonders if the boardroom was stocked with hallucinogenic lollipops. 🍭

This remarkable Swedish health technology enterprise, equipped with its very own Bitcoin treasure chest, has garnered the attention of a select few investors, including the ever-astute Evan Rosenberg, the enigmatic Loek Schellekens, and the seemingly endless name of Sebastiaan Hendrik Gerrit Jan Ribbink—because why settle for brevity? 🤔

Official Trump [TRUMP] was one of the many memecoins to hit a new local high over the last few weeks. It was only up a paltry 10% over the past week though, compared to the sector leader Dogecoin [DOGE] after the latter climbed by 32%. 🐕💸

According to the tales woven by CoinGecko’s wise data, the illustrious CryptoPunks—those pixelated gems—witnessed a splendid 15.9% leap in their floor price, climbing from a humble 40.9 Ether (ETH) to a staggering 47.50 ETH, an amount that can make one’s eyes bulge at over $179,000! And what a glorious frenzy it was, with 83 of these NFTs whisked away by eager new holders faster than you can say “digital gold.” 🪙

Chainlink [LINK] has broken and retested its bullish pattern like it’s acing a dance-off. The upside momentum is stronger than my coffee addiction, and it’s not slowing down. 💃

Hyperliquid, it appears, is quietly establishing itself as one of the more structurally sound names in the L1 space. The latest chart from HYPE highlights a strong uptrend that has been respected since March, with clear higher lows and sustained volume activity around key levels. One might say it’s as reliable as a well-made carriage. 🚗

A major idea is to cut off illegal miners from the grid during high-demand electricity periods, because who needs crypto when you have a warm shower? 🚿 This plan will be completed soon at the Ministry of Energy, which implies that the miners can be turned off during peak hours to conserve energy for households and other basic necessities, like Netflix. 📺