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It seems the market has caught a nasty case of the jitters, reacting to the latest U.S. inflation data as if it were a cat confronted with a cucumber. With Bitcoin previously frolicking above key resistance levels, this sell-off serves as a stark reminder that the market is as sensitive as a debutante at her first ball. 💃
But wait-what’s this? The price, that mischievous scamp, drops 9.61% down to a measly $0.94. A sudden tumble, like a clumsy bear tripping over his own paws! It flirted flirtatiously at $1.10, then took a nosedive. Resistance here? Of course-at $1.10, the stubborn bastard! Meanwhile, traders clutch their mugs, wondering if this is a dip or the beginning of the end. ☕🐻
Crypto Dream (a charming fellow, truly) has identified the $19-$20 range as the spicy little hurdle that UNI needs to vault over. Crossing this will, naturally, be as dramatic as a curtain call, but don’t get too carried away – after the applause, a gentle dip (a correction, if you will) to more humble levels is quite inevitable. Naturally, darling, growth isn’t a straight corridor but more of a whimsical rollercoaster, complete with scattered dips to keep us on our toes. 🎢
And wait! There’s more! Enter the “Proto Fleet,” a big, open-source, whiz-bang platform for managing an army of mining monsters. Imagine a giant, digital puppet show where miners pull the strings, all neat and efficient, leaving behind less e-waste than a litter of discarded socks. Hurrah for saving the planet, one shiny chip at a time!
“Taker sell volume,” they call it, to make it sound scientific and not at all like a fire drill in a lemming parliament.
They promise 200 MW at Lake Mariner. Yes, MW, not milliwatts, lest your heart flutter. All for the holy grail of “liquid-cooled AI workloads”-the kind that leaves no carbon footprint, just a mountain of paperwork. Scale, density, dependability: the sacred trinity atop which the new prophets of silicon convene, swearing their allegiance to progress as the river outside grows ever quieter.
Bitcoin crashes faster than my grandma’s Wi-Fi – dropping below $118,000 after some hot US inflation tea ☕📉.
Meanwhile, Ethereum, that stubborn actor, woke up during the Asian matinée, hit a lofty $4,788, and then promptly decided to go all dramatic and plunge down to $4,500 after some sob story about U.S. PPI data. Now at $4,563, it’s basically the stock market’s equivalent of a mood swing-funds in a frenzy and charts screaming “make up your mind.”
Pudgy Penguins-yes, imagine them waddling into Wall Street-now beckon the gaze of the mighty and powerful thanks to a fresh ETF application. As the CBOE offers its blessing and the SEC prepares to squint at the paperwork, traders sharpen their pencils and pray for divine intervention or, failing that, some juicy volatility.
Singapore is taking tokenisation from pilots to real-world adoption, advancing regulated finance with greater access, efficiency, and market maturity:
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