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According to Bloomberg, Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino shared this outlook during an interview at the Plan B Forum in Lugano, Switzerland, on Oct. 24, 2025. He noted the rarity of such profits and highlighted the company’s focus on building partnerships to expand its reach, without naming specific investors. A masterclass in ambiguity, if ever there was one. 🤷‍♂️

Behold, the specters of persistent inflation, U.S.-China trade tensions, and the timid post-Fed rally-these are the ghosts that haunt the crypto realm, keeping uncertainty at bay like a stubborn fog. 🌫️

So, prediction market enthusiasts, get ready for a crypto rollercoaster. The glorious comeback includes a shiny token and an airdrop – Oprah style, “You get a token! And you get a token!” But hold your horses, we’re told the launch isn’t happening tomorrow – yet. The team wants to crush it in the U.S. first, then splash around with tokens like they’re conducting a financial acid trip. 💥

But hey, don’t go burying it just yet! It’s had a little bounce-back of more than 50% this week. But is that enough to turn the ship around? Only time will tell, but if Avantis is hoping to kick this bearish trend to the curb, it needs two things: whale support (yep, we’re talking big fish, not your everyday minnows) and a solid return to the $1 mark. Stick around as we dive into the nitty-gritty of how and why this matters.

“Can’t get her facts right,” quoth CZ, in a missive penned upon the hallowed halls of X, his words a clarion call to the masses. “There were NO money laundering [charges],” he declared, as if the very air around him trembled with the weight of his truth. Yet, one might wonder, is this not a game of semantics, where the lines between guilt and innocence blur like the mist of a Russian winter?

Behold! The great Trump, in a stroke of his quill, hath pardoned Changpeng Zhao! 🖋️✨ Lo, the legal tempest that loomed o’er Binance’s founder hath vanished, and the market, ever fickle, doth rejoice! $BNB, like a phoenix, soars past the $1.1K mark! 🦅💸

Slated to debut in H1 2026 (mark your calendars, folks!), this financial chimera promises to marry self-sovereign custody with bank-grade lending terms. Flexible drawdowns? Check. Distributed key control? Double-check. Available to all Sygnum customers, no matter where they’re hiding their treasure maps. 🗺️ Debifi, ever the institutional whisperer, claims this is the answer to the market’s prayers for non-custodial bitcoin lending. Pricing and partner details? As elusive as a unicorn, but we’ll keep our eyes peeled. 🦄

Word around the campfire is that this new scheme will be rolled out all over the globe, with some third-party safe-keeping folks holdin’ the assets like a hen guards her eggs. And folks thought the banksters would never warm up to the idea-yet here we are, folks, a crypto rodeo at JPM.

Meanwhile, the grand old Bitcoin shuffled along at a dizzying $109,406-after flirting with the depths at $104,700 earlier this week-while Ethereum strutted its stuff around $3,812, selling over $17 billion in daily escapades. The dog coin, Dogecoin, like a stubborn terrier, held its ground at $0.171, with a modest rise of 1.9% in a single day, a valuation of $24.6 billion that places it comfortably in the realm of the top nine. That’s a lot of digital dog treats, if you ask me.