qfx

The price of XRP, once a beacon of hope, has plummeted by a mere 0.83% in the last 24 hours, a testament to the futility of human ambition in the face of market forces. 📉

Because it’s the first national rollout of its kind! Bealls is basically the crypto prom queen now. 👑

“Cross-Chain Swap Live!” it proclaims, a siren song to the gullible. Wallets connect, partnerships “announce” themselves, and bonuses materialize like mirages in a crypto desert. Yet, behind this façade lies a troupe of impostors-posing as devs, moderators, and support staff-dressed in borrowed digital finery. 🎭

In a move that would make even the most jaded bookmaker blush, the agreements grant these two titans of speculation access to the NHL’s sacred data and logos. Yes, the very marks that once symbolized the sweat and blood of athletes will now adorn the screens of traders betting on whether the next goal will be scored by a left-winger or a right-minded algorithm. 🤖⚖️

Kadena, the brainchild of the proof-of-work (PoW) smart contract blockchain, has decided that it no longer wishes to be in the business of operating a company. Apparently, the market is just too much to bear – as if the business world had suddenly turned into a game of musical chairs and Kadena just missed the last seat. 🍂

Apparently, this pattern suggests that Bitcoin might have already hit its high point-because who doesn’t love a good historical scare story with a dash of financial doom? 🌪️

Nay, dear reader! ProShares shall conjure the index’s performance through total return swaps and derivatives, all while hiding behind a Cayman Islands subsidiary. A masterclass in legal acrobatics! 🌀

The crypto market experienced a record $19 billion liquidation event on the weekend of Oct. 10, which caused Bitcoin’s (BTC) price to dip to a four-month low of $104,000 by Friday, CryptoMoon reported at the time. 🤯📉