qfx So, Federal Reserve Governor Chris Waller (yeah, the one who probably still thinks Bitcoin is a type of bird) just dropped a hot take at the Fed’s payments conference. Apparently, he’s all about this new “payment account” thing, which is basically a VIP pass for crypto firms to access the Fed’s payment infrastructure without having to wear a full banking license suit. Fancy, right? 💼🤓
Spanning over 660 stores across 22 states, Bealls proudly claims the title of the first national retailer to whisper “Yes, we accept your crypto!” to wallets from over a dozen blockchain realms. 🪙✨
And what does this frantic flock of filings portend? According to the wise analyst, this number is destined to climb to 200, as if the land itself is being stripped away to accommodate the horde of hopefuls eager to stake their claim. A veritable gold rush, but with more digital coins and less prospecting-what a time to be alive! 🚀
The man, the myth, the crypto legend-Ben-Sasson-is tightening his grip on the future of blockchain like a cat with a mouse. Or, you know, like a CEO with a VERY important opinion. 🐱💼
SharpLink, that corporate leviathan, has once again expanded its treasury-a move as inevitable as the ticking of a clock in a Dostoevskian nightmare. The acquisition of an additional 19,271 ETH, a mere drop in the ocean of its holdings, has elevated its Ethereum reserves to a level that would make even the most hardened capitalist blush. $3.5 billion, they boast! But at what cost, oh foolish mortals? At what cost? 🤑
Vincent Van Code, our beleaguered oracle of XRP, ventured that enduring the token’s mercurial temperament is akin to surviving a Shakespearean tragedy while planning your will. His words, though vivid, unwittingly illuminated the human comedy of crypto: the hubris of holding, the madness of staying the course, and the inevitable reckoning when one’s portfolio mirrors a deflated soufflé. 😬
On Tuesday, the universe was graced with the announcement that Maple’s yield-bearing stablecoins, syrupUSDC and syrupUSDT, are now available on Aave. SyrupUSDC is heading to the core market, while syrupUSDT is being tucked into the Plasma instance. Because nothing says “trust me” like a blockchain that’s so complex, even the developers can’t explain it. 🥄
Voting will take place on the node layer, with validators choosing to upgrade the nearcore software to release 2.9.0. The release was published earlier on October 21 on the nearcore repository on GitHub, with the explanation of how it will occur. 🧠📜
Despite attempts at recovery, the token faces mid-term holder selling pressure, casting doubt on its near-term strength. Still, technical patterns hint that Solana could mount another rally if momentum aligns. 🧭
As October 2025 continues, analysts are turning bullish, hinting at the start of a new altcoin season. According to the crypto analyst, Bitcoinsensus the total altcoin market cap is showing a strong technical setup that could signal a big move ahead. (Note: “Bitcoinsensus” is likely a typo, but we’ll pretend it’s a new blockchain protocol. 🧠)
