qfx Bloomberg, ever the gossip, spilled the beans: Figure’s IPO filing is as public as a private diary left open on a café table. 📖☕ The S-1 Form, a mere formality, hints at a debut in the second half of 2025-a date as distant as the dreams of early Bitcoin miners. Shares? Price range? Still undetermined, much like the fate of most crypto ventures. 🤷♂️
This Tokyo titan isn’t just dipping its toes; it’s diving headfirst into the crypto pool, turning heads and raising eyebrows as it stacks Bitcoin like a boss. Meanwhile, the everyday investor? They’re busy chasing donuts or meme stocks, probably missing out on the real magic. 🤷♂️
Everyone’s just hanging around, waiting for that one big, game-changing moment to come along and shake things up. We know, it’s thrilling, right?
While Bitcoin is partying at $123,000 (just a casual stroll, no big deal), meme coins are eyeing their shot at fame and fortune. They’re basically the meme version of that one friend who always says, “Hold my beer, I got this”-except it’s money, and it’s potentially explosive. 💣
Among the accused are some of the most illustrious names in the cryptoverse: OKX, Bybit, Mexc, Kucoin, Bitget, Phemex, Coinex, Bitmart, Poloniex, and Kraken. According to the SEC, these exchanges either openly flaunt their services or remain tantalizingly accessible to Filipinos, all while neglecting to secure the proper permissions. It’s like throwing a party without inviting the bouncer-reckless and bound to end poorly. 🎉🚫
Right now, ENA’s at 58 cents-down 2.9% in a single day. It’s like waking up to find your New Year’s resolution already broken. It shot up 130% last month, but then, boom, it’s back down 5.6% this week. Looks like the recent dip’s got everything to do with token supply and a dash of “let’s be careful with Aave.”
On the fifth day of August, the noble Yat Sui, founder and CEO of Animoca Brands, did proclaim that his web3 realm would embark upon a buyback of an undisclosed trove of tokens from the gaming project’s ecosystem. This, following a similar venture for the Cross The Ages domain. 🏰
Network congestion or RPC failure: The backend nodes, those tireless messengers of blockchain news, may have been caught in a traffic jam or suffered a communication breakdown-commotion in the wires, if you will.
With a tale as whimsical as a peanut butter and watermelon feast, she illustrated the glory of disintermediation-a concept so divine, it doth remove the meddlesome hands of intermediaries from our precious finances. 🍉🍞
