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In a move that could make even the most stoic industrialists blink, Bitmain, the self-proclaimed titan of crypto mining hardware, has set its sights on the good ol’ U.S. of A. by the end of Q3 2025. The company, renowned for its unyielding stranglehold on the mining market, is poised to plant its flag either … Read more

Avalanche’s [AVAX] DeFi ecosystem has seen a significant boost following its recent Octane upgrade, with total value locked (TVL) soaring nearly 40% quarter-over-quarter to $1.5 billion. It’s like the blockchain version of a caffeine shot. ☕

Now, lest we assume too much, let’s clarify a teensy detail: cryptocurrency is not recognized as legal tender in this picturesque nation. However, fear not, dear investors! For trading and owning this digital alchemy is perfectly permissible. Georgia, in all its regulatory glory, has graciously woven a tapestry of laws aimed at nurturing its fledgling crypto ecosystem.

Ethereum, ever the optimist, stayed above $3,720 and began a fresh climb, much like a certain other cryptocurrency whose name rhymes with “schmitcoin.” It breezed past $3,800 and $3,850 like a thief in the night. 🌙🕶️

First, there’s Liminatus Pharma, which apparently decided that instead of curing diseases, they might as well cure boredom by throwing a cool half a billion dollars into BNB. They’re setting up an “American BNB Strategy” subsidiary — because nothing says “long-term” like a phrase so vague it could mean anything from ‘we might forget this tomorrow’ to ‘we believe in this so much we’re doing it barefoot.’

There’s a certain charm in a company claiming it’s changing the world, and Fastex, in true style, rolled out a glittering carpet of promises, product launches, and “we’re serious” meetings in Armenia’s capital. Over 70 Web3 and iGaming leaders showed up looking both excited and mildly confused — a typical brain scramble at a blockchain event.

Bittensor [TAO], ever the diligent traveler, wandered below $500, despite a 35% revival that made many blush with excitement. A rally so bold, yet still, the resistance band was clasped tightly—like trying to push a boulder uphill with a childish grin.

Our beloved Upexi, Inc. (Nasdaq: UPXI), just announced a major deal with A.G.P./Alliance Global Partners. The cherry on top? They can casually sell up to $500 million in common stock whenever their little hearts desire, and guess what? No commitment fee! Because who needs financial commitment when you’re in the wild world of crypto? 🎉

Imagine, if you will, a dip towards the hallowed price of $111,673 — a magical figure, once a ceiling that towered ominously over investors like a menacing cloud during a picnic. Now, it presents itself as a sturdy support, beckoning those patient souls who linger in the shadows, awaiting their opportune moment like cats stalking a slumbering mouse. 😼