Surprise, surprise! Investors in Michael Saylor’s “Masterclass in Risk Management” have decided to *yawn* and walk away from their lawsuit. Turns out chasing a company that treats Bitcoin like a piñata might not be worth the effort. 🎉
The legal team at Pomerantz LLP probably needed a stiff drink after filing this one back in May. Accusing Strategy of “misleading statements” is like blaming a cat for knocking over a vase-*obviously* chaotic energy, but did you really expect stability? 🐈⬛
Investors claimed the firm “overstated profits” and “understated risks.” Joke’s on them, right? Bitcoin’s a rollercoaster with a one-way ticket to volatility town. But hey, at least they didn’t use the word “unprecedented” in court. 📉
Bloomberg spilled the tea on August 29: lawsuit dismissed, and Strategy’s Bitcoin stash is now worth a cool $68.5B. Meanwhile, their stock’s up 152% in a year. Congrats, you’ve outsmarted the haters… or maybe everyone’s just too distracted by the shiny digital rocks. 💎
Growth Spurt or Collective Delusion? You Decide
With this dismissal, Strategy can now fully focus on their endgame: becoming the Elon Musk of Bitcoin (without the memes… yet). 🚀
So, who’s buying the “transparency concerns” line? Because nothing says “trust us” like a class-action dismissal and a treasure chest of crypto. 🏴☠️
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2025-08-30 10:13