Bitcoin to $100k? Hold On To Your Hats! 🚀

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November 28, 2025 06:06:22 UTC (or thereabouts. Time is, after all, a construct.)

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Bitcoin Price Today: Apparently, It Hasn\’t Decided Where It Wants To Be Yet

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Right, so Bitcoin. It’s currently hovering around what the chaps with the complicated charts are calling “major supply clusters.” Which, translated from Analyst-Speak, means “lots of people bought it here and are now nervously eyeing the exit sign.” Seems reasonable, actually. They’re saying these critical zones – the ones between $93k-$96k and $100k-$108k – are where portfolios will be trimmed, fortunes will be \’realized\’ (a fancy word for \’taken\’), and potentially, someone will buy a small island. 🏝️

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Apparently, if Bitcoin manages to break free from this rather daunting wall of people wanting a return on their investment, it might, just might, attempt a \’clean move\’ towards a new all-time high. It’s all very dramatic, isn\’t it? Traders, those twitchy creatures, are now watching with the intensity of cats observing a particularly interesting dust bunny as BTC prods these resistance bands. It\’s like watching a very expensive game of chicken. 🐔

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Bitcoin to $100k? Hold On To Your Hats! 🚀

November 28, 2025 06:06:22 UTC (or thereabouts. Time is, after all, a construct.)

Bitcoin Price Today: Apparently, It Hasn’t Decided Where It Wants To Be Yet

Right, so Bitcoin. It’s currently hovering around what the chaps with the complicated charts are calling “major supply clusters.” Which, translated from Analyst-Speak, means “lots of people bought it here and are now nervously eyeing the exit sign.” Seems reasonable, actually. They’re saying these critical zones – the ones between $93k-$96k and $100k-$108k – are where portfolios will be trimmed, fortunes will be ‘realized’ (a fancy word for ‘taken’), and potentially, someone will buy a small island. 🏝️

Apparently, if Bitcoin manages to break free from this rather daunting wall of people wanting a return on their investment, it might, just might, attempt a ‘clean move’ towards a new all-time high. It’s all very dramatic, isn’t it? Traders, those twitchy creatures, are now watching with the intensity of cats observing a particularly interesting dust bunny as BTC prods these resistance bands. It’s like watching a very expensive game of chicken. 🐔

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