Bitcoin Whales Are Fleeing BTC for ETH – And It’s Hilarious 🐒💰

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Here’s the tea, darling:

  • Bitcoin’s trying to hit $114k like it’s the last train to nowhere, but the late-week gains are more like a slow, sad shuffle. 🕳️💸

  • Ether’s the new star of the crypto show, and the whales are swapping BTC for ETH like it’s a VIP ticket to the party. 🎩✨

  • BTC’s CME futures gap is like a mystery box-will it be a surprise or just another disappointment? 🎁💣

Bitcoin circled a “key” price level like it’s trying to impress a date. 🤭💸 The markets? They’re all, “Eh, we’ll see.”

ETH Price Rally Steals the Spotlight as Bitcoin Settles

CryptoMoon Markets Pro and TradingView confirmed BTC/USD is drifting toward $114k like it’s on a lazy river. 🛶

The weekend was as exciting as a spreadsheet. After a Friday surge to $117.5k, everyone’s like, “Wait, that’s it?” 🤯

Jerome Powell dropped a hint that interest rates might drop in September, and the crypto world is like, “Finally, someone who gets us.” 🤯📈

Crypto joined the risk asset party, and Ether even hit new all-time highs. 🎉💸

Commentators are obsessed with ETH like it’s the ex who won’t stop texting. 📱💔

“$ETH is attempting a strong weekly close above $4.6k. This’ll be a major confirmation it’s not a bull trap,” said BitBull, who clearly has a PhD in crypto drama. 🎓💥

“If ETH closes above $4.6k, it’ll be the highest ever. Also, it’ll set the stage for $5.2k-$5.5k by next week. 🚀”

Lookonchain reported that a Bitcoin OG moved 6,000 BTC ($689.5M) to buy ETH. This whale’s been buying ETH like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🔥

The Bitcoin OG moved out another 6,000 $BTC($689.5M) to buy $ETH.

So far, he’s bought 278,490 $ETH($1.28B) at an average price of $4,585, and still holds a 135,265 $ETH($581M) long position. 😏

– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) August 24, 2025

BitBull called the whale’s ETH appetite “aggressive.” 🚀

“Despite ETH’s 300%+ rally in 4 months, whales aren’t slowing down,” another X post concluded. “It seems like the rally isn’t done yet. 🤡”

“It seems like the rally isn’t done yet.”

Ether, Bitcoin Tackle New Round of CME Gaps

Rekt Capital noted ETH/USD filled a CME gap like it’s a TikTok trend. 🕺

$ETH

Ethereum has successfully filled its Weekly CME Gap (green) and reversed to the upside from it#ETH #Crypto #Ethereum 😎

– Rekt Capital (@rektcapital) August 22, 2025

Bitcoin’s CME gap? It’s like a mystery box-will it be a surprise or just another disappointment? 🎁💣

Daan Crypto Trades summed it up: “Slow weekend? Of course. After that Friday rally, we’re all just… waiting for the next drama.” 🕵️♂️

“You’ve probably seen the track record these gaps have been on where we’ve closed pretty much all of them on Monday or didn’t even open up with a gap in the first place.” 🤯

Last week, Rekt Capital called $114k “key” for Bitcoin like it’s a secret code. 🔒

Some think Ether might crash in September, but hey, who’s counting? 🤷♂️

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2025-08-24 19:02