Oh, what a twist! The mighty Bitcoin and Ether ETFs, once basking in the golden glow of investor adoration, have now taken a tumble down the financial slide. On this fateful Friday, they closed in the red, like a sour lemon at a fruit parade. Net outflows? A dastardly $14 million for Bitcoin and a whopping $59 million for Ether-talk about a money meltdown! 🚨
The great river of money that once flowed into crypto ETFs like a never-ending chocolate fountain has… well, it’s taken a little nap. After eight days of gains for Ether and seven for Bitcoin, both asset classes slithered into negative territory, leaving investors scratching their heads and muttering, “Is this a *slump* or a *slump-ception*?” 😬
Blackrock’s IBIT, the shiny new toy for institutions, gobbled up $114.40 million, but even that couldn’t save the day. Grayscale’s GBTC, once a titan, now shedding $81.82 million like a dragon losing its scales. Ark 21Shares’ ARKB? That’s $46.71 million down the drain, faster than a witch’s cauldron in a thunderstorm. And yet, the total net assets? A polite decline to $151.98 billion-because *of course*. 🐍
Ether ETFs, meanwhile, staged a performance worthy of a tragic opera. Blackrock’s ETHA tried valiantly to add $338.09 million, but Fidelity’s FETH, poor thing, lost $272.23 million-enough to buy a rather large cake for a particularly hungry giant. Grayscale’s ETHE? $101.74 million vanished like a magician’s rabbit. And let’s not forget the tiny tumbles at Bitwise, 21Shares, and Grayscale’s Mini Trust-because even the smallest funds can’t escape the financial whirlwind. 🌀
With total outflows of $59.34 million and net assets now at $28.15 billion, one must wonder: Is this a brief pause in the crypto ballet, or the first creak in the floorboards of a great financial castle? The market will reopen next week, and I, for one, am bringing popcorn and a very large umbrella. 🌧️🍿
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2025-08-17 07:57