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Bitcoin’s Crisis: A Comedy of Errors?

03.02.2026 by qfx

Lo! The price of Bitcoin hath plummeted, igniting a veritable tempest of discourse among market sages, who now debate whether this be a fleeting squall or the onset of a crypto winter. A most dramatic affair, nay?

is this a temporary correction or the start of a crypto winter? A question as vexing as it is entertaining, much like the antics of a troupe of comedians who cannot decide whether to laugh or weep.

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