Bitcoin enthusiasts, brace yourselves for a melodrama of on-chain theatrics as if the Federal Reserve were a Victorian drama queen. Analysts, with the certainty of a drunken seer, predict a 25-basis-point rate cut at the December meeting-though whether it’s wisdom or hubris remains to be seen.
Yet beneath this glittering facade of market optimism lies the chaos of a teenager’s bedroom: disarray, unpredictability, and the faint scent of desperation.
Dormant Bitcoin Supply Returns, Like a Ghost from the Past Demanding Attention
This week, 2,400 BTC aged over a decade-coins older than your grandmother’s knitting patterns-awoke from their slumber, riling up $215 million in value. Such antics usually precede a sale, not a romantic reunion with the market.
2,400 BTC aged 10+ years just moved 🚨
That’s $215.8M worth of ancient coins coming back to life.
– Maartunn (@JA_Maartun) December 6, 2025
Meanwhile, Coin Days Destroyed flares up like a bad case of indigestion. This metric, beloved by old hands, signals holders cashing out with the enthusiasm of a toddler at a candy store.
Earlier this year, demand devoured this supply like a ravenous gull at a fish market. Now, buyers retreat, while seasoned players send coins to market with the subtlety of a foghorn.
Older supply resurfacing amid weak demand? A recipe for price turbulence, one might say. ETF inflows are as limp as a deflated balloon, and institutional appetite? Reduced to a trickle. Without liquidity, rallies may sputter like a vintage car in the rain.
Analysts, ever the optimists, insist Bitcoin is in an “extended adoption phase.” Bernstein, with all the gravitas of a man explaining quantum physics to a goldfish, claims the halving rhythm is dead-and we’re in a new era of institutional love.
The firm’s bullish prophecy? $150,000 by 2026, with a possible $200,000 peak in 2027. One can only assume they’ve never heard of inflation.
But the plot thickens: The Federal Reserve holds the keys to liquidity’s kingdom. A rate cut, they whisper, might revive risk assets like a defibrillator to a corpse.
Bernstein: “In view of recent market correction, we believe, the Bitcoin cycle has broken the 4-year pattern (cycle peaking every 4 years) and is now in an elongated bull-cycle with more sticky institutional buying offsetting any retail panic selling.
Despite a ~30% Bitcoin…– matthew sigel, recovering CFA (@matthew_sigel) December 8, 2025
A weaker dollar and lower capital costs could, hypothetically, buoy ETF demand. But if the Fed falters, Bitcoin might find itself in a tango with volatility, dancing through corrections like a caffeinated squirrel.
Strong bids? Necessary, but unlikely. The market now balances on a tightrope of on-chain chaos and macroeconomic whims. Investors will watch the FOMC meeting like a hawk eyeing a mouse-praying for clarity, dreading the chaos.
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2025-12-09 00:32