Behold, the digital gold rush hath birthed a new breed of madcap alchemists—Bitdeer, with a gleam in their corporate eye, hath added 38 BTC to their vault, now clutching a grand total of 1,675.9 BTC like a dragon guarding its hoard. 🐉 Is this the height of wisdom or the nadir of madness? One might ask, but the markets, ever the sycophants, cheer their accumulation as if it were a sacred rite. “A strategic focus,” they croon, while analysts scribble sonnets about Bitcoin’s “enduring appeal.” Pah! Let us not forget: what is a blockchain but a modern-day ouroboros, devouring logic and spitting out speculation? 🤑 Still, Bitdeer marches onward, a company of visionaries—or perhaps victims—of the crypto circus. May their ledger never meet the grim reaper’s scythe. 🕵️♂️
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