Cash Over Crypto: A Tale of Strategy’s Dollar Delight! 💰

In a dramatic twist rivaling the finest plays of Molière himself, Strategy has declared a most scandalous pause-nay, a full retreat-from Bitcoin! 🎭 Instead, they’ve conjured $748 million from thin air (or rather, their own stock) like a magician pulling rabbits from a hat. 🎩🐇

But lo! The funds are not spent on BTC, but on… gasp… cash reserves. How pedestrian! 🤭 A curious choice for a company that once bought Bitcoin with the fervor of a poet chasing muse.

Why the sudden love for greenbacks?

Strategy, ever the cautious suitor, claims this cash is to “ensure solvency” during crypto winters. 🐿️❄️ Translation: They fear a Bitcoin crash might force them to sell their precious stash to pay the bills. How bourgeois!

With $2.19 billion in cash, they now fancy themselves the “heroes of flexibility,” ready to swoop in when BTC dips. 🦸♂️ But will they? Or will they just… hoard more dollars? The suspense is killing us. 😴

Enter Peter Schiff, the gold-bug Cassius

The ever-dramatic Peter Schiff scoffs: “Building dollar reserves? In an age of QE and inflation? How quaint! 🏴‍☠️ Tether hoards gold, you fools!”

His verdict? Strategy’s cash stash is a “distress signal.” As if corporate finance were a Shakespearean tragedy. 🥹

And thus, the stage is set: Will Strategy rise as crypto’s savior, or crumble like a poorly written farce? Stay tuned! 🎬

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2025-12-22 18:52