AMBCrypto claims “investor numbers” dipped from a “lifetime high” of 6,880 to 6,210. For context, 6,880 is still not enough people to fill a minor league ballpark. And now they’re down to 6,110, like a game of blockchain musical chairs. Meanwhile, NIGHT’s market cap “rose” $430M-only to fall back to $1.52B. Classic see-saw. Does this thing NOT know how to hover? 🤷
In its shelf registration filing (fancy, right?) to the SEC, Upexi spilled the tea: they’re eyeing common stock, preferred stock, debt securities, warrants, and units. Basically, everything but the kitchen sink. 🛁 But hey, who’s counting? The proceeds are for “general corporate purposes,” which we all know is code for “more Solana, please!” 💼🚀
In the ever-twisting saga of XRP, where trust in a digital currency serves as the thread holding together the tapestry of the modern financial haven, there emerges the voice of a herald: Market Analyst Brad Kimes. Known in the land of flickering screens as Digital Perspectives, Kimes echoes an age-old mantra that captures the hearts of XRP aficionados: “Continue cherishing your XRP.” This sentiment dances in anticipation of the fabled XRPL Lending Protocol.
Axel Adler, oracle of the blockchain apocalypse, prophesies doom as sentiment’s rose turns to thorns. December’s euphoria now wilts like a daffodil in November snow. Neutral levels? Pfft. Sentiment now snuggles beneath them like a vampire avoiding the sun. The market’s collective “meh” hums louder than any bullish aria, and even Santa’s sleigh would scowl at this carnage.
While the U.S.-listed Ethereum ETFs flounder like a nose in search of a face, corporate treasuries are quietly hoarding ETH like a miser collecting buttons. What a spectacle! As 2025 gasps its final breaths, investors are left scratching their heads, wondering if they’ve stumbled into a Gogol short story. 🤡
ETHNews, that beacon of seriousness, reports the legislation with such vigor, one would think it’s curing the common cold. The noble goal? To imprison cryptocurrency within the shackles of regulation, where the Bank of Ghana shall dance with the Securities and Exchange Commission in a tango of oversight. Let us pray their feet do not falter!
Liquidity, that elusive siren, has packed her bags and sailed away, leaving crypto markets as parched as a desert mirage. Risk appetite? It’s hiding under the bed, clutching a teddy bear. 🧸 Allocators, those cautious souls, tiptoe into year-end like mice in a minefield. 🎇
From its all-time high of $1,376, the poor BNB has tumbled to a mere $840. Its market cap? Shrunk from a plump $180 billion to a slender $118 billion. 🤑→🤕 And why, you ask? Blame the crypto market crash, that mischievous imp that’s been wreaking havoc on Bitcoin and its altcoin cousins. 🌪️
One of the most baffling phenomena? XRP ETFs are still attracting capital, even as the price wobbles like a drunk flamingo. Despite a 2.3% drop in 24 hours, the institutional crowd is more focused on the long game than the short-term drama. It’s like watching a group of financial wizards try to build a spaceship while the cockpit is on fire. 🔥🚀
These jokers have outdone the dark web, blending scams, AI trickery, and money laundering into one big, shady carnival. 🎢