The ETH price pump has basically copied BTC’s catwalk walk, which in turn has been playing spoiler to gold’s old-money polish. The broader crypto mood is bullish enough to make you want to buy a fluffy scarf with your profits, and about $470 million was liquidated from leveraged traders in the last 24 hours. Ouch, darling. 💸🪙
Take a gander at the recent 1-hour chart-after sinking to a pitiful $0.63 earlier this week, buyers jumped in like it was a Black Friday sale, bidding the price back up. Higher lows, higher highs, all the classic signs of a classic rally. But then again, what’s a rally without a price drop to make it interesting?
In an interview with CryptoMoon at Token2049 in Singapore (where they must’ve been drinking something strong 🍸), Kunz predicted that exchanges, as we know them, will slowly morph into mere frontends for DEXs. “I think it will take like five to 10 years,” he casually remarked, probably while sitting in a comfy chair and sipping some crypto-infused tea.
The crypto market cap’s back at $4T (because nothing says “stability” like a number that could buy you a small island). Altcoin Season Index is at 66-two-thirds of the way to chaos. Investors are hoarding XRP like it’s the last chocolate bar in a war zone. Momentum? More like a runaway train with a glitter cannon attached. 🚀
Under his acting leadership, Hill hath shown a crypto-friendly disposition, much to the delight of digital gold miners! 🏦💰
The fella behind “The Silver Manifesto,” told Daniela Cambone this ain’t no ordinary currency hiccup-it’s a global bellyache. If the U.S. dollar takes a tumble, he figures, there ain’t much shelter ‘cept them shiny metals. For liquidity, gold and silver are the only game in town, like a saloon in a ghost town. 🥃✨
Now, before you run out and do your moonwalk, remember, this jaw-dropping change is expected as soon as early 2026-as long as the regulatory folks don’t take too long deciding what to do with their afternoon tea. ☕😏
Now, listen up, you weathered souls of the crypto trails, Citi’s peepin’ at crypto stumblin’ into ’25 with a bit of that dusty momentum, seein’ some upside for Bitcoin and Ether by year’s close and beyon’, just as this Wall Street outfit mumbled in their report, all quiet-like on a Wednesday morn. 📅
By Shayan, the fellow who’s been staring at charts until his eyes crossed.
Let’s cut to the chase: GSR, the crypto market’s version of a hyperactive golden retriever, has decided adopting a FINRA-registered broker-dealer is the *perfect* way to grow up. 🐶 Equilibrium Capital Services, a Portland-based firm with more compliance badges than a Girl Scout cookie sale, is now their shiny new chew toy.
