Bitcoin’s $30B Bitcoin Bonanza: Are Accumulators Preparing for the Next Big Thing? 🚀💰

One of the most intriguing developments behind this surge is the increased activity from so-called “accumulator” addresses. According to top analyst Darkfost, these wallets, known for their relentless accumulation of BTC without a single sell order, have hit a new record high in 2025. These addresses are often associated with high-conviction holders, including long-term retail investors, institutional participants, and funds with a strategic vision. 🕵️‍♂️

This Company’s $472 Million BTC Binge: Is it a Goldmine or a Fool’s Paradise? 😅

Lo and behold, a Form 8-K, the kind of document that makes accountants weak in the knees, graced the desks of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission on July 14. It revealed that our strategy maestro acquired 4,225 Bitcoin (BTC) between July 7 and July 13, all for the princely sum of $472.5 million—meaning they paid a heart-stopping average of $111,827 per coin. How’s that for a party trick? 🥳

Shibarium Smashes Block Milestone to Smithereens!

According to the trusty Shibariumscan, the total number of blocks has skyrocketed to a whopping 12,009,576! 🚀 That’s a jolly impressive figure, if we do say so ourselves. And what’s behind this remarkable growth, you ask? Why, it’s those speedy blocks, of course! Shibarium’s average block production time is a mere five seconds, making it the cat’s pajamas among L2 protocols! 🐈