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Over the eons-well, a decade or two-Bitcoin’s been dubbed “digital gold,” what with its knack for turning pebbles into … well, not quite diamonds, but shiny sats that grow ever heavier in your pocket with barely a wheeze from central bankers. Then, boom! Eric Schmidt, that former Google overlord with a beard probably forged in silicon, drops a thunderbolt in an interview, calling BTC a “remarkable cryptographic achievement” like it’s some spell from the ancient grimoire of math wizards.

Crucial services, those delicate threads holding the tapestry together, fray further. The executive, with a sigh heavy as a Russian winter, warns of layoffs. “If this goes on,” Vice President JD Vance intoned, his voice a mix of fatigue and foreboding, “we’ll have to let people go. Another few days, another few weeks-God forbid, another few months-and we’ll be handing out pink slips like party favors.” 🥳

Blasto, that ever-cheerful prophet of reversals, proclaims $0.6058 as the holy grail for a swing long-oh, what a poetic pivot from the dreary downtrend of late. There, at this technical altar, price once stabilized, luring buyers like moths to a flickering flame, hoping not to singe their wings too badly. 😏

In a move that would make even the most stoic of investors raise an eyebrow, MEXC Ventures has poured an additional $30 million into Ethena, bringing their total investment to a jaw-dropping $66 million. One might say they’ve gone all in, much like a man at a charity gala who’s just realized the buffet is free. 🍽️💸

Yes, despite the market’s sullen mood, some RWA-based tokens have strutted their way to gains, particularly in the past week, as if whispering, “The show must go on!” With momentum gathering like a crowd at a Gogol play, here are three RWA altcoins that deserve your attention in October-lest you miss the grand spectacle! 🎭

The altcoin’s value plummeted like a doomed seagull during the last two shutdowns, falling 12.8% and 12.45%, respectively, raising concerns among traders about the token’s performance during this current shutdown period. 🦉

Growing investor demand and favorable technical indicators suggest that PUMP could be preparing for further gains. Or it’s just a very confused toddler throwing glitter at a wall. 🎨

Let me put it all together now.End of Thought (17.50s)

On Wednesday, CEX.io’s market research analyst Illya Otychenko declared the third quarter of 2025 the “most active period” for stablecoins, which sounds like a fancy way of saying “the bots were busy.” During the quarter, the value of stablecoin transfers hit $15.6 trillion, its strongest quarter yet. 📈

If BTC can’t clear this “resistance,” I’d start packing my bags for a $127k-$137k vacation. Or at least a really good therapist.