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In a Binance Square post, CZ-ever the philanthropist-proclaimed he’d donate the entirety of the proceeds to nonprofits. “Retain nothing from book sales,” he stressed, as if we’d ever doubt his generosity. The memoir itself is a treasure trove of character assassinations, er, sketches. SBF, apparently, couldn’t produce a balance sheet in 24 hours. How très embarrassing! And his “business logic”? Merely political lobbying and regulatory manipulation. Tsk, tsk.

The ever-so-chic crypto exchange, Deribit, has announced this impending expiry event with all the flair of a society ball. Bitcoin, darling, takes the cake with a staggering $1.9 billion in options-how utterly dominant! Ethereum, while a mere $328 million, still manages to keep things interesting, like a witty sidekick at a cocktail party.

As for price targets? Standard Chartered is cutting its near-term SOL price estimate from $310 to $250, but it’s holding on to its dream of $2,000 by 2030. No big deal. The bank says this is based on “updated market conditions.” Aka, reality checks.

Meanwhile, altcoins like Zcash (ZEC) and Dash (DASH) are out here popping bottles, with gains of 20-30%. Even Arbitrum (ARB) and Hyperliquid (HYPE) are like, “Hey, we’re here too!” with their modest 5-6% gains. But TAO? Oh, honey, it’s having a moment. A very bad moment.

In yet another delightful twist, the years-long pursuit of a crypto wash-trading ring has spilled right into Silicon Valley, with Lime executive chairman Brad Bao now facing two federal racketeering lawsuits that add up to $157 million in alleged fraud at Cere Network. This all comes on the heels of a larger crackdown that has already ensnared Gotbit Ltd. founder Aleksei Andryunin, who pled guilty to wire fraud conspiracy, served an admirable eight months in prison, and forfeited a cool $23 million in cryptocurrency after admitting to faking trading volume to artificially inflate token prices. What a fascinating world they must live in.

Avihu Levy, the brain behind StarkWare’s antics, has cooked up a scheme called Quantum Safe Bitcoin, or QSB. According to him, it could make Bitcoin transfers dodge quantum attacks without forcing the entire blockchain to rewrite its diary.

As a crypto investor, I’m keeping a close eye on traditional markets, and the recent inflation numbers are pretty alarming. Gasoline prices shot up over 21% in March – the biggest monthly increase they’ve seen since 1967! Honestly, that jump in gas prices *is* pretty much the whole story behind the latest CPI numbers. It all stems from the issues in the Strait of Hormuz, which started at the end of February and cut off about 20% of the world’s oil and gas supply. This latest gasoline price report is a direct reflection of that supply crunch hitting the index.

The TON blockchain once confirmed transactions with a stubborn ten-second gravity. That era ended on April 10, 2026. Sub-second finality now walks the mainnet like a ruthless thief in the night, and the distance between a simple gesture and an on-chain nod has collapsed-like a man who discovers his mirror finally reflects his soul rather than his fear.

A hidden security problem in a popular software component has potentially put millions of cryptocurrency users at risk. Researchers at Microsoft discovered a serious weakness in EngageLab’s EngageSDK, which is used in many Android apps. This flaw allowed malicious apps to completely bypass Android’s security features and access users’ private cryptocurrency wallet information without their knowledge or permission.

A new Spot CEX Report 2026 from CoinGecko unfurls a stubborn little truth: barely 32% of newly minted tokens on major centralized exchanges flirt with positive price action in their first 30 days.