On Tuesday, the investment platform Republic whispered that it would tokenize shares of crypto venture firm Animoca Brands on the blockchain, a move designed to open “investor access” through blockchain rails-because who doesn’t want their portfolio strapped to a magical digital horse? 🐴💫
As we waltz into this glorious tenth month, we find ourselves in the rather fortuitous company of ten delightful indicators – internal signals, macroeconomic trends, technical sorcery, and the slightly mystical on-chain data – all suggesting that the crypto market is polishing its shoes for a rather splendid October soirée. 💃
The move doubles as the official launch of its new corporate shtick: becoming a Bitcoin treasury reserve company. In plain English, shareholders get direct exposure to the digital asset, which sounds… exciting, and slightly terrifying-exactly how we like it at brunch. 🥂🪙
If Ether dares to ascend to $4,350, a billion dollars in short positions will face liquidation as if the universe itself is playing a cruel joke.
Frankfurt, Germany, is the stage for this demonstration, a city where bankers look serious enough to invest in a small fortune of espresso and still manage to look like they’re about to solve the world’s supply-chain woes with a spreadsheet. The claim is that public or permissioned blockchains can be accessed without tearing out the core infrastructure, since ISO 20022 messages from Swift can spark on-chain actions via CRE.
Midnight 🤝 @googlecloud
The @midnightfdn, in a move so bold it could make a Victorian gasp, is now twirling with Google Cloud to “accelerate privacy-first infrastructure.” Because nothing says “trust” like handing your secrets to a company that once thought “don’t be evil” was a suggestion. 🕶️✨
Google Cloud will:…
Asset managers have been dancing the regulatory tango with the SEC, revising their S-1 forms with all the enthusiasm of a dwarf filing paperwork. 📑 But a shutdown? That’s like a troll sitting on the paperwork pile. Nothing’s moving, folks. 🧌
Payments giant Stripe, in a dazzling New York showcase, has decided to marry stablecoins and AI commerce. Because nothing says “innovation” like tying payments to digital dollars and algorithms that may or may not understand sarcasm. 🎩✨
Such an event would spark greater economic uncertainty, creating a risk-off environment toward more speculative markets like crypto. The sector may also experience delays in regulatory decisions at the hands of federal regulators like the SEC. 🤯
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