Ethereum (ETH) made an elegant lunge above $2,600 (presumably showing off to the neighbours), before flopping down to $2,574, looking sheepish and trying not to make eye contact. Ripple (XRP) is gently declining, while Solana (SOL) is sinking—though in a dignified fashion—hovering about $152 like a dowager duchess at a lacklustre ball. Meanwhile, Dogecoin (DOGE) and Cardano (ADA) are up, managing to swim against the tide with all the pluck of a British bulldog in floaties. Stellar (XLM), Toncoin (TON), Litecoin (LTC), and Polkadot (DOT), however, have taken the express elevator to the basement, presumably for afternoon tea and a bit of quiet sobbing.