The native cryptocurrency of Pi Network-recently dismissed to depths darker than a Dostoevskian tavern-has somehow managed a meager 5% ascent in 24 hours, limping along just below the $0.30 mark. One could almost hear the distant laughter of fate.
At the heart of this endeavor lies a quest to unlock DeFi usage by addressing stablecoin liquidity. The Foundation pledges an “eight-figure ADA amount” to key projects, a gesture that would make even Tolstoy’s peasants blush at its generosity. While this venture strays from its original mission, the Foundation insists it’s necessary “to improve the on- and off-ramps into Cardano”-a metaphor that makes one wonder if ADA is now a luxury horse-drawn carriage. 💸
If $200 holds the line-a feat resembling a miracle at this point-then watch out for targets at $248 and $296. Because nothing says ‘trust me’ like a rally that’s more volatile than your cousin’s family reunion. 😂
At the chilly heart of this ecosystem is $PENGU, the official token that encapsulates the fine art of memes, resilience, and a sense of community strong enough to survive even a slightly damp Sunday picnic.
But here’s the twist, dear reader: 10x now warns that BTC might pirouette a full $20,000 in either direction. Yes, the market’s as stable as a penguin on roller skates. 🐧🛼
Authored by Jake Langenkamp and Renee Sorchik, this dazzling study, published on September 22, 2025, argues that “27 countries currently have some measure of exposure to bitcoin-approximately one in seven worldwide,” with a further “13 countries actively pursuing or considering such measures.” Ah, the sweet taste of FOMO (fear of missing out) has now officially become a national pastime. 🌍
Support sits at a shy $0.0055 – but beware of the lurking $0.0050, shy yet dangerous. To climb back up to $0.0065, Pump.fun’s team will need to summon some serious inflows – perhaps a miracle or at least enough to buy a decent cup of coffee. ☕️
After the ignominious fall of custodial behemoths-those FTX giants and flaming Celsius-our beloved crypto realm hath embraced the noble art of self-custody! But lo, the olden ways of seed phrases-oh, those brittle incantations!-fade like a bad actor’s reputation! Up rises cleverer, sturdier recovery sorcery.
If approved, stablecoins like $USDC and $USDT would be treated as traditional collateral, like cash or US Treasurys in regulated derivatives markets. 🎩🎩
A few of the altcoin dominoes, which otherwise were gracefully tumbling downwards, took the unexpected opportunity to defy the downward trend, with ASTER and Immutable (IMX) emerging as the breakout candidates of the intergalactic stock exchange.