Cryptonews

The RSI is basically waving a giant neon sign saying: “Overbought! Reverse! Reverse! 🛑”

Take a gander at the WIF/USD 1-hour chart-quiet as a mouse after a multi-day downtrend. Currently, the token is sitting pretty at around $0.406. Not exactly a thrill ride, but it could be worse. Open interest (OI) is hanging out at $75.5 million, a far cry from the peaks we saw last week. What’s that tell us? The traders who bet on the big moves have likely taken their profits or just closed shop entirely. Smart move, eh? 🤑

On the technical front, XRP has recently formed a death cross on its 10-day and 20-day Exponential Moving Averages (EMAs) at the $2.70 level. Technical analyst @ChartNerdTA muses, “Death crosses are lagging indicators, like a sigh after the storm has passed.” They often signal that the worst of the pain has been felt, but who can say? 🌑

Palisade’s toolkit? Multi-party computation (MPC) for key management and blockchain support for XRPL, Ethereum, and Solana. A tech buffet, if you will. But let’s be real: it’s the MPC wizardry that makes this deal sparkle. After all, who doesn’t want their keys split like a Russian roulette round?

Alas, the second-largest cryptocurrency, which had dared to dream of $4,000, now stares into the abyss of year-to-date losses, its spirit crushed beneath the weight of market whims. 🙃

Who Wore the Dunce Cap in the Buyback Circus? 🎪🤡

Apparently, everyone and their dog decided to jump into crypto futures, pushing the average daily contracts to a staggering 379,000, which is like the trading equivalent of trying to down a triple shot espresso-fast and furious. And get this: that little soiree generated a cool $15.3 billion in trading volume. That’s enough money to buy a small island or at least a really fancy sandwich. 🥪💸

Imagine, if you will, a world where fund operations are no longer a bureaucratic maze but a streamlined symphony of digital and traditional systems. UBS and DigiFT claim to have achieved this, though one might suspect they bribed the blockchain with extra espresso.

Currently lounging around the $3,500 mark, Ethereum’s momentum is practically nonexistent, and the trading volume is just doing its thing, creeping up. Analysts? They’re divided like the last slice of pizza – some say it’s time to buy, others say, “Not so fast, it might keep dropping.” 🤷‍♀️

BlackRock, ever the maestro of market manipulation, has transferred $213 million worth of Bitcoin to Coinbase, sparking whispers of a deeper plunge below $100,000. 🎩