Indeed, this Woven City is one of the world’s first brave forays into netting blockchain into the daily bustle of urban existence. Will it be a utopia or another twisted tale from the annals of “Too Much Technology”? Only time-and the fates-will tell!
Turns out, Bitcoin’s newest move looks like a dramatic exit from the ascending channel-kind of like when you realize that “healthy pull-back” your finance friend likes to mention is just code for “uh-oh.” It’s now flirting with the $112,000 support level, which is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. The chart says it left the bottom trendline, took a deep breath, and then *plummeted*-gravity’s just doing its job, apparently. 🚀➡️⬇️
Since the year of our Lord 2020, Bitcoin hath yielded returns of over 1,500%. In other words, the very soul of crypto doth indeed beat chiefly in Bitcoin’s chest.
Ah, what a “golden” opportunity-if you have the patience of Job or the recklessness of a madman-to farm these fleeting tokens. But beware: the market’s patience is thinner than a paper saint, and risk lurks in every shadow, ready to expose the hubris of those who dare dream of easy riches. The hour of reckoning approaches, cloaked in the guise of innovation, yet riddled with the dark fingerprints of desperation.
Their vault now brims with 25,555 BTC, amassed at the bargain-bin cost of $2.71 billion (average $106,065/BTC, for the mathematically inclined 🧮). And lo! Their “year-to-date BTC yield” swells to a comical 395.1% in 2025. A performance so stellar, even the gods of Wall Street might blush! 😏
Astute traders, sharpen your monocles and take note of these economic missives, lest your portfolios resemble a derelict stately home.
In the nocturnal hours, the market shuddered as Dogecoin carved paths through bastions of buyers and erected new redoubts. As it circled like an anxious cat at $0.25, the traders debated its next move-rebound, or plummet once more?
Meanwhile, all three US stock indices hit new all-time highs last Friday. Yeah, because apparently optimism around Fed rate cuts and tech is contagious-just like my neighbor’s weird cough but in a good way. And hey, throw in some friendly US-China trade chit-chat, and boom, everyone’s suddenly feeling positive. Kind of like a group hug but for money.
On the 21st of September, someone tooted loudly at the start of the U.S.’s very first XRP ETF circus. And oh heavens, did it attract a crowd, snapping up $37.7 million on its debut. Meanwhile, over in Central Reserve Frat House, the lads were whispering sweet nothings about a rate cut that might be music to digital assets’ ears. Despite all the buzz, Johnny Analyst warned of a tug-o’-war, with a stubborn ceiling hanging around $3.00 like a tightrope walker refusing to shimmy away.
Toyota, BYD, Yamaha accepting USDT in Bolivia
“Tu vehiculo en dolares digital”
USDT, the digital dollar seducing the serendipitous millions in emerging markets. Ubiquity, they call it. 🤔❓
