If all goes according to plan, this could be one of the first US products ever to track both the stock market and crypto assets under the same roof. It’s like if a cat and a dog finally decided to share a bed, and somehow, it works.
Fed Chair Jerome Powell, with the gravitas of a seasoned narrator, addressed the economic landscape. He observed that inflation, though softened from its mid-2022 excesses, remains a stubborn guest, lingering above the Fed’s desired 2%. Moreover, he noted the labor market’s diminished vigor, a concern as weighty as an unspoken secret in a drawing room. Powell predicts interest rates shall settle between 3.5% and 3.75% by the close of 2025, a reduction as modest as a curtsey at a ball. 🕴️
The lawsuit claims that a decade-long campaign of “intentional and malicious” defamation has been waged against Trump. But this isn’t just about a book or a few articles questioning his business skills-oh no, this is about the total annihilation of his reputation. Which, by the way, apparently extends to his crypto empire. Talk about taking things personally!
Hyperliquid is doing the unthinkable: supporting native FLR instead of wrapping it up like a crypto burrito. No more gas fees to unwrap tokens-because nothing says “user-friendly” like skipping the crypto version of untangling Christmas lights. 🎄🔌
Experts (because what report is complete without a few folks in suits pontificating?) blame this party on steady accumulation from the $601.25 support floor and an insatiable appetite from institutional buyers who apparently really like Binance Coin. Trading volume dances around $1.95 billion, and a market cap of $133.1 billion waves the flag of investor confidence-because nothing says “trust me” like fancy numbers. Now everyone’s got their eyes peeled for the mystical $1,000 level, a psychological Everest that may either become a summit or a slip-and-slide, with $900-$920 playing the safety net below.
Bullish (NYSE: BLSH), with a wink and a grin, announced Wednesday that its U.S. arm, Bullish US Operations LLC, has secured the coveted Bitlicense and Money Transmission License from the New York State Department of Financial Services (NYDFS). A bureaucratic triumph, no? 🥳
The Federal Reserve, with the air of a seasoned host, is expected to unveil its next easing cycle this very evening, a modest 25 basis point cut, reducing the policy rate to 4.00-4.25%. A move, I daresay, as predictable as Mrs. Bennet’s matchmaking schemes.
On the 4-hour MYX chart, this token broke out of a falling channel like it was escaping a bad sitcom. 💨 Boom! Fresh buying pressure ignited faster than a whoopee cushion in a board meeting. 😂
Here’s why your altcoin dreams might not be translating into moon-sized profits:
In a neatly packaged proclamation on the whimsical realm of X, DiSarro distilled this techno-ballet: “Midgard update: A functional node lives! It’s juggling state settlements on L1 and sealing commitments tight. Dashing about at lightning speed on L2, your wallet-an elegant spawn of Lace-flashes these feats in real time.” Yes, ladies and gentlemen, behold the marvels of latency so low you’ll scarcely have time to blink before your tokens tango.
